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I need a man to stretch me out. 

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Anonymous

Joji tore his balls off?

Anthony

dont we all?

Anonymous

Anyone else fart while watching

Anonymous

I can only dream of being stretched out😩

Bowdo

Need audio version jeff

Anonymous

just drink meal replacement shake ez

Anonymous

chicken slice sandwich on bread

Romeo

Why do i even pay for this patreon i have only watched one video....

Gus Donnelly

Ah yes the perfect background noise for driving around in need for speed

Hayley Avis

I just make extra of whatever I'm having for dinner and eat it for breakfast #lifehack

Anonymous

Hullo! Does anyone know why none of the sober eps are castable but the other videos are? They don't have the cast button on them for some reason

Anonymous

Breakfast tip, freezer breakfast burrito. Very easy in the morning. Joshua Weissman has a nice recipe

Anonymous

I think Darcy should try having a good glass of water

ace

i have aids boss

Adam

Less edits please boys xxx

Ramen Devil

Bacon egg and cheese sandwhich, peak breakfast, pretty quick to make

Anonymous

Tin spaghetti

Noah Stanton

Some French toast js good or maybe an omelette? Very nutritious and you can put whatever you want In there

Hugh Phardid

Bake a pan of 12 muffins on Sunday, then you've got two muffins a day for 6 days.

Anonymous

Nutrisystem turkey sausage and egg sandwich is pretty bussin

cooleyeking

Breakfast Muffins, have some sausages and scrambled egg with it if you're wanting for more.

TrueAndroid

Will you guys ever reupload the old vimeo stuff?

Anonymous

talk about what music yall listen to next

Anonymous

breakfast

Anonymous

Take a piece of sourdough toast Slap some avocado on it Slap some cottage cheese on that Slap some chili oil on it It’s good

PLEASE BOSS

Max said like 3 words the whole pod

Anonymous

Ham and cheese toastie or salami and cheese toastie, quick and easy

Anonymous

Honestly ... love you guys XD always making my day XD gg

the big dog

no frog in a pot this week

Anonymous

Check out @toastedtable on IG for toast inspo!

Kyra

It was like that for me for a bit I just restarted all my devices and it works again. Every once in a while it stops working again and I just fully restart all the devices

Nicolai

Yall gotta start writing down topics before you film. Because yall rarted

Anonymous

Darcy try breakfast burrito with egg and hash brown and churizo that shit yummy

Anonymous

Darcy eat a full English breakfast on the next episode

Anonymous

Bowl of crunchy nut

Jack Smart

Avo toast man

Chris B

Eat pant

cross hair

tomato salt pepper cheese on toast is lit or a crumpet with vegemite and butter

Colby Jones

Darcy, you need to get Hydrogen Peroxide. Some plant stores will sell it. You dilute it into water once a week/fortnight to kill the gnats without needing to change the soil and make sure you don’t overwater. Let the soul dry out

Anonymous

bread with hole in it and egg inside then cook on pan and season

Anonymous

Blend leftovers make smoothie

Tate McGrath

darcy eat deez, for those who dont know deez is high in nuts, hence why it is most commonly called, deez nuts

Anonymous

Darcy eat depleted uranium

Liam Davies

For brekky how about a chia seed pudding that you soak in almond milk overnight, then in the morning add some honey, toasted coconut flakes and some fruit and nuts. Is pretty good and you can get it all at woolies boss

Anonymous

Yeah I'm having the same issue, all the other vids work just not the sober ones. I've tried logging out, restarting phone and router but nothing seems to fix it.

3liott ☠

hey darcy you should eat eggs on toast (fucking delicious) i fr eat that every day and it’s so good just fry an egg and and put it on really good whole grain bread w butter and salt and pesto (i haven’t tried it w pesto but i imagine it’s real goog)

Riley Hemburrow

Fried eggs on bread with a hash brown and avo

Aidan McMenemy

I put 3 eggs and a fuck ton of spinach in a blender then cook up some green scrambled eggs. Then have that with 3 pieces of toast. Still a bit peckish after but I'll have my pre workout and hit the gym and the caffine kind of rounds it out

Anonymous

toast smell goog

Anonymous

Darcy should eat dinner for breakfast

zeemo_beebo

like dis if u bip the rong to cold ones

Bearnaise

I've gotten onto the overnight weetbix for breakfast personally

Joey K

If my neighbors did anything to my car, I would be kicking in their door with a butcher knife

Sage (edited)

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2023-05-30 13:40:02 do another patreon Q&A. be loose with which questions are chosen though, last time was too curated. just pick random ones or let us decide/vote for which should be answered.
2023-05-30 06:12:13 do another patreon Q&A. be loose with which questions are chosen though, last time was too curated. just pick random ones or let us decide/vote for which should be answered.

do another patreon Q&A. be loose with which questions are chosen though, last time was too curated. just pick random ones or let us decide/vote for which should be answered.

Anonymous

Darcy. 2 poached eggs on toast.

Johachim Gulstad

Darcy should eat rice crackers with salami for breakfast

Kai Ziarek

九了福奥攴勳我就, 是个男人很好吃饭🥰🥰🥰

Jack Noire

just eat raw oatmeal darcy bruh

Anonymous

can i perchase chad from colds ones

Fae Petersen

I eat protein bars for breakfast. Fast and easy. Wash it down with a red bull to balance the healthy with the unhealthy.

Anonymous

UPNGO BABYYYYY

Anonymous

Darcy meal prep breakfast burritos to freeze then heat up it fire

Anonymous

You want to get avocados that are almost black. Not green. Not completely black. Almost black.

Anonymous

This will turn your avocado use from a crapshoot into more consistent quality

Anonymous

Darcy needs obama beans

Anonymous

could we maybe get these as audio only as well? i listen while i’m at work and the playback has some issues when i listen to the video sometimes.

DFawlt Uzr

Hey Darcy, I recommend breakfast burritos/wraps. You can make them in bulk and freeze them and warm them up later. I do all kinds of combinations to keep it new for me, like egg+cheese+protein, bean+cheese, egg+potato+meat, etc.

Anonymous

you guys should get the chats on

Roman

Granola and yogurt? That’s a good breakfast. Or maybe breakfast burrito.

Anonymous

Please drop an audio only version, I can only listen while I'm in the car and video playback while the screen is locked is buggy on patreons app

Phil Gillis

Please have Shane Gillis on, i would fully cum

Anonymous

you can use it on an a browser and close it while still listening bro

Sage

what I did was download it, transfer the file to my phone and listen in the car on a big hour long drive. Cheers for the idea btw.

Anonymous

Lava rock and almond milk kind of guy.

camman Rogers (edited)

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2023-06-06 21:22:57 man darcy is funny as shit lol! but chop up sone peppers and mushrooms, keep em in a tup, fry em up with some eggs and throw it in bread or a tortilla and that will serve ya well. takes about ten min. <3
2023-06-06 19:00:45 man darcy is funny as shit lol! but chop up sone peppers and mushrooms, keep em in a tup, fry em up with some eggs and throw it in bread or a tortilla and that will serve ya well. takes about ten min. <3

man darcy is funny as shit lol! but chop up sone peppers and mushrooms, keep em in a tup, fry em up with some eggs and throw it in bread or a tortilla and that will serve ya well. takes about ten min. <3

Anonymous (edited)

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2023-06-06 21:22:57 I reckon just eat whatever you would usually eat for lunch or dinner at breakfast. E.g chicken &amp; egg sandwich, bolognese, fish &amp; chips. Then just double up on a meal at that time or skip a meal
2023-06-06 19:09:51 I reckon just eat whatever you would usually eat for lunch or dinner at breakfast. E.g chicken & egg sandwich, bolognese, fish & chips. Then just double up on a meal at that time or skip a meal

I reckon just eat whatever you would usually eat for lunch or dinner at breakfast. E.g chicken & egg sandwich, bolognese, fish & chips. Then just double up on a meal at that time or skip a meal

tbc

Darcy funny as always. Scott is chill and Max is meme. Oi Chad, I'ma just come out and say it; you were a next level insufferable shitcunt on this episode. LOL, like a fucking ADHD kid who was several doses late on his Ritalin.

Anonymous

darcy is so funny man

Anonymous

Man patreons video playback SUCKIE man

Anonymous

breakfasr

Coconuts

Oatmeal Darcy?

Elly May

yogurt wit da cornflake

Jessii Chuu

i fucking hate fungus gnats too darcy

Darcy

toast