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HELLO COLD ONES PATREONS!

Check out this extended cut of the ultimate unboxing extravaganza with $20k worth of mind-boggling Etsy treasures, including some exclusive goodies just for you!

Sadly, we had to fire Darcy to fund this madness. We wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors (just kidding, please don't quit darcy.)


Enjoy!

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ButterOnMySteak

Are you going to do an idubbz video where you call him gay?

Eagle

I literally just watched the YT vid, now there's 3+ hours worth of Cold Ones to end the weekend LETSGO Hope yall had a great weekend bois, thank you and the editors and everyone for bringing funnee content once again ❤️

mcrfourever

bless this, I have a little over 3h left of work. legends 🙏🏼❤️

Gus Donnelly

Can’t wait to see max wear THE THING BOTTOM TEXT

Chris Miles

that fucking mask had me in tears holy shit

Jacky B

I dunno if you’re planning on keeping that “You’re my national treasure” mug but I would literally steal the Declaration of Independence to get that.

Dylan Otte

This video made my nips wet

Rose Dolowy

We’re is the boobs

joe billy

I just got Patreon because of ur previous video lmao keep it up guys

Lauren frost

This is my very first patron experience, best 5 dollars I have ever spent

Sedona Celeste

I don't even think I can watch their YouTube channel anymore. never will be as good at the original cut!

KrigsSkip

The editing is slowly getting more and more rapidly paced, i prefer the unedited cut.

Aurora Gray

I want chads cat shirt so bad :=(

Angus Keane

Call one of the rats Scrud

Jaden Flores

CHAD THANK US FOR YOUR HOUSE

Pussy Hitler

how to show yall i named a robot at amazon for u guys

Cliff Baker

Those fucking vegetables are the best I love them so much I need them they’re so cute

Alex

Please try putting on the suit with lube😂its made to slip on!

Brandon

Steve, Charles, Rachael, Michael, Tyler

Daniel Bledsoe

all the shit Chad shattered on set and he's having a fucking stroke about a $150 piece of paper

Roland

letttttts....geeeeeeet........suuuuuuuuuussy!

daria

gog rat

RHYSISABOMB

One of the mice needs to be Named Jeff and the artist one needs to be names Nicholas Cage (Because he is so talented yk😭)

haly smile

name one of the rats johnny tightlips

Thomas Arney

Sorry for being so demanding before, super depressed and you guys hold me through the dark drinking times

Goomba1280

This was such a banger, the longer the vid the better

vincent iorio

Please send banana craving to me 🥺🥺

Imogen

YES! 3+ HOURS! LET'S GO!

johnnypr0

Omfg 3.5 hours YES@@@@@@@@@@

badass______

I would do Chad. #NoHomo

lonki.e

name one of the rats cement

Binko

Bro this was already 3.5 hours I think it needs to be edited down a little

Muck

name the rat darkaplier

KrigsSkip

Still though, the newest vids on the yt have been very fast paced, haven’t you noticed?

Kurt Taylor

Randolph, Randolph, Randolph Randolph, Craig

Alyssa Mason

Play smash ultimate pussies

Rowan Bean

Me too, I watch the YouTube version for the editing. Sometimes it highlights moments that may go unnoticed and makes them even funnier.

Ramen Devil

This video has given me the urge to buya taxidermy rat dressed as a chef

Venom_Vic

I will pay for shipping if I can have that Guys Be Like painting! The funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Will hang it up in my barracks room for my sergeants to see when there are inspections 😂

zeemo_beebo

i always look forward to seeing what they come up with when drawing stuff! you can tell max really knows how to draw even tho they both kinda shit on their own drawings, they always makes cool looking things and max seems to have a genuine artstyle which i really like, he drew a creature in another video aswell, with the small whiteboards lol that looked cool too!!

Lucas Graham

One of the rats should be named James Charles

Mister Writer

Inside jokes that the audience don't know about are a Shrimpson tradition.

Jack Sleeth

pls can i have guys be like?

Lainey is that guy

Make a section where it’s just the shit you blur and put patreon over. I bought this for cold ones porn!

Jose

haha max talked chad out of the thanos statue but talked him into getting shitty oragami, max is the epitome of chaotic energy

Bananaba Mes

i like when this website reduces the video quality and theres no way to fix it, EPIC!

Romeo

man he rly played among us

Samuel James

Name one of the rats dale matt Watsons dads name

shittany

i am so excited for this 3+ hour episode!!!

Big Fat Marshall

You said there were no black DBZ characters but what about Mr.Popo... Arguably the most black cartoon character of all time. Blacker than the entire boondocks cast and Wesley Snipes put together.

spoons

the tiny veggies with the costume notes are so cute :((

Tara Lassen

I was looking for the rat with the shopping cart the whole time😭

zeemo_beebo

older vids have a chads cock timestamp comment by me lol if youre interested

Louis Bryan

the editing in the youtube version was a little Too chaotic for me, so I'm glad I can come watch this one and have more of a chill funny time with it, thanks boys

Creamy clary

NEED FROG IN A POT SHIRT

challison

i would like for a tiny rat fucker to be named craigmond.

Adem stanton

name one of the rats gog

Emzy Wri

loved this!

ratlas

darcy be looking fine af

James M

We need an episode where max and chad completely decorate a blank room

Jesiah

Watching this trying g to sleep gave me the weirdest dreams

zeemo_beebo

opening mail extended! 5:20 (chad cock n bawls) cold ones ian hecox 1:39:00 (chad COCK) 2010s challenge gauntlet 30:15(chad micropeen) as seen on tv products suck! 1:26:19 (chads ass) buying shit off wish 16:10 chad fucks a fleshlight) 17:00 (max n chad smoke unknown chinese herbs) shark tank extended cut 1:20:00 (chad ass play) apes make clay 2:12:00(chad fucks clay fan home invasion challenge 1:27:00(chad PEBIS)

Prestley Nelson

So weird I never got an email about this one

Robbie Mitchell

Name one of the rats Phil Doggz. And then get the sucker on the show

Loz

Chad looks hot in glasses

Blissful Blake

can we please get yellow ham grindset merch

Blissful Blake

prezoh, please make the ham merch

Hayley Avis

Where's our smash bros video?

Hayley Avis

Rat name idea: Geoffrold

Drew Byron

Is Grog gonna be at BWS?

Edster425

Came for chads cock stayed for the 3 hour video

Liquidcyanide

For the sex suit I’m pretty sure you have to be nude to get in it

3liott ☠

best patreon cut in a long while 3h+ is so good

Ronaldo A.

Finally, wasted Patreon money 👨🏾‍🔬

Johachim Gulstad

3:08:38 Darcy looks like the happiest fucking guy in the world

Isaac clarke

Put out the smash bro vid

Derrik Waltz

Its a skin tight suit idiots. Take your damn clothes off Max!

Mukseb

I love gog

Halonater96

I guess we'll never know if they got 50% off for the Goomba from the Mario franchise painting 😢

Natasha Clarke

I am dyyyyying at the noise Chad makes @ 2:42 *lights on fire* NOOOO NOOO hubhuhhhbhb *frantic run*

cowsrbeefy

guys be like

Imogen

Max reigns supreme when it comes to any kind of art they do lol

Greeny Evo

Im sorry but the suit had me fucking dying

dylan roblin

NAH FR DOE REST IN PEASE RYANS WORLD CANCER FUKING SUCKKS

Paco Hell

That Peter rug was so much better.

Squishyshit

Okay so they are as spontaneous as they are in the original vid

Jason

The cock with legs 🤣

MattY

Max is acting like a sook

Océane

love my homeboy being dressed as Shaggy