Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Spring Haiku (Patreon)

Femme Fighter + Ranger

As birds in morning,

So Fighter hits the high notes.

Mr. Stabby watches.

Thief + Wizard

Wisteria twines,

Climbing for sunlight. Her tail:

Mage hand reacharound.

Warlock + Ninja

Green shoots flourish in

dark earth. So too the fey pact

warlock and his beau.

Inquisitor + Magus

A kitten at play —

Lengths of lace and yarn, tangled

up in silken webs.

Lord Cragchin + Lady Duplicity

A lady’s garden

Perfumes the air of lords and

Bards alike. That skank.

Swash + Buckle

Ice melts. Rivers surge,

Bringing new life to sea. Who

Knows what they’ll fuck next?