Plumber's Union - Pt 2 - 4K (Patreon)

Shortly before his father heads off for work, Elroy spots his mother doing something odd...stuffing paper products down the toilet.  Knowing that something is up, Elroy turns around and goes back to his room with a devilish smile on his face.  Ever the opportunist, he's determined to get a little blackmail dirt on Jane too.  Now all he has to do is come up with an excuse to stay home from school...and make sure his video camera battery is charged up.  

Jane: Honey, the jet-toilet is clogged up...agaaaain.

George: Jeez?  What the heck are we paying condo fees for if the maintenance guy can't do something as simple as fix the commode?

Jane: Why don't we just call the plumbers we used last time?  They were pretty cheap...and thorough.

George: Yeah, but it took 'em all day to fix a single leaky pipe.

Jane: Well, you can't rush quality workmanship, dear.  That pipe hasn't leaked a single drop since then.

George: I guess you're right.  I'll give them a call on the video-phone before I head to work.

Having just put a hot, wet rag on his face to feign illness, Elroy walks into the kitchen...

Elroy: (in his best, fake whiny voice) Mmommm, I..  I don't feel so good.

Jane: (puts a hand on Elroy's forehead) Oh, honey, you're burning up!  Alright, straight to bed with you.

Elroy: But...  But Mmommm, we were gonna dissect Neptunian eel-frogs today!

Jane: No buts, young man.  You're staying home today.  Now, go put your pajamas on and get into bed...I'll be in there later to check on you.

Elroy: (again, in a whiny voice) Oh-kaaay. Can...can I watch the Flinstones?

Jane: Yes, honey, you can watch cartoons.

George, briefcase-flying-car in hand, rides the moving floor into the kitchen.

Jane: Elroy is a little under the weather, so he's staying home today.

George: Well, there is some planet-wide virus thing going around...you can't be too careful.  The plumbers will be here in a little while.  (yelling) C'mon Judy, you'll be late for school!

Judy: (from her bedroom) Coming, Daddy!

Jane: (as she kisses George on the cheek) Have a good day at work, dear!

After George and Judy leave, Jane heads towards Elroy's room.  Stopping only to grab the thermometer-o-matic from the bathroom, she sits down on the edge of her son's bed.

Jane: Say "ahhh".  (after taking a reading) Okay son, you're running a tiiiny fever, so I need you to stay in bed and rest.  Some men are coming by shortly to fix the toilet, so be a good boy and don't come out and bother them.  Understand me, young man?

Elroy: (rolls his eyes) Yes, ma'am.

Jane: I'll bring you a bowl of that chicken soup you like from the meal-o-matic later.

Jane kisses her son on the forehead, shuts his bedroom door and then goes into her bedroom.  Staring into a full-length mirror, she smiles seductively, and then presses a few buttons on her automatic wardrobe.  After a whir of robot hands, she is suddenly dressed in a plain-looking dressing gown...covering a see-through négligée, and a pair of lace panties.  The only giveaway that she's up to something naughty is a pair of high heels.  Satisfied with her reflection in the mirror, she bite her lower lip, and then rides the moving floor into the living room.

Rosie: (accusingly) Really, Missus J?

Jane: Shut it, can opener.  (slightly irritated) Don't you have some mopping or something to do?

Rosie: Ohhh, I'm sure I'll be mopping up plenty later on.

Just as Jane opens her mouth to say something rude, the doorbell rings.

Jane: (sneering at Rosie) Cuummmming!

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Original Art by Alex Hiro 
Colors and Edits by Phillipthe2