A very p*rny wood elf monarch (Patreon)

Hey all,

I'm not sure how to tackle this but we're throwing things around for a bit today to put a health update first, and then the smut will follow below, instead of the usual. I have typed up this long rant about what's happening, but it sounds too aggressive and angry to me, and it's also too long, so I'm going to try and reword it in a nicer way that also takes up less space and feels less like I'm ranting into the void about painful feet.

In short; I am not doing entirely ok right about now. And I haven't had a proper night's sleep in about five days. Which to those who are chronically tired from underlying health issues, is kind of a big deal. My feet are killing me.

Well not literally, but they are driving me crazy. Remember I last week said my feet were feeling warmer? Well that has taken a turn for the strange, and the uncomfortable. As now both my legs, ass, and... groinal region feel numb, cold and tingly, while my feet are numb, cold, hot, tingly, sore, AND I keep getting these sharp stabbing pains in my soles and toes.

It has gotten so bad that I can't sleep, and this weekend has been spent mostly in a fairly frustrated daze of continuous exhaustive anger at my painful feet while I hobble awkwardly around my apartment on wobbly legs. So obviously I haven't been able to get much drawing done either.

Luckily, after rereading the form that came with those vitamin pills I talked about previously, I discovered that when one start feeling numb and tingly while taking these one should probably stop taking them and contact a doctor. So that's what I did. Two days ago. My feet are starting to feel better already, and we've got an appointment scheduled for next Thursday. But Friday was torture to get through.

If anything, let this be a lesson to always double, then triple check the forms you get with your medication, even if you think you've "got it" because you've been taking meds most your life and you "have experience", and to not go off the memory of what you thought you read on it three weeks ago. It can save you from a lot of wasted time and the most frustrating weekend I've ever experienced.

I do want to put something out at least, and remain hopeful we'll not get a repeat of last year with continuous delays and breaks in uploading because of a series of unfortunate, but entirely unrelated events. And that once this is over, this'll be the last of it. So here you go:

...Letting go of the two witches the prince leans forward, placing one hand on the tiny witches' slender back and pushing her torso down on the floor. Her tight, shapely bum pointing up at him as she lets out a little squeal of surprise, and begins hammering his enormous rod down into the tight confines of her tender sex hard, the poor young witch mewling underneath him as he goes to town on her inexperienced little pussy while now making out with the witch in front of her instead, going faster with every pump of his hips until he bursts.

Exploding into her little womb, he grinds his teeth together and moans into the mouth of the other witch as liters of fresh hot sperm begin flooding her friend's womb, her already stretched stomach inflating quickly with spunk as he pumps his hips down again as another blast joins the first.

Pulling away from the kiss, he slides his tremendous meat out of the bruised and battered pussy to let the third fat rope splash over her back, shooting so far he hits the other in the face as the remaining witches quickly scurry over. Aiming himself at each of them as they present themselves, he jacks himself off once more while depositing a fat rope on every last one, each spurt easily enough to liberally coat their faces and juicy, wobbling tits. The first few he coats crowd around the base of his junk and take over for him, pressing their freshly lubed up busts around his shaft and seamlessly transitioning into a titfuck even as he's still firing off ropes of white sticky goodness for them.

As several pairs of breasts slide along his immense member, the prince reaches down to grab a handful of ass in each hand again, grunting in approval of the careful tending to his manhood by his many partners. Seeing an opportunity, he wades forward through the tangle of limbs and bodies, and lines his shaft back up with his most favourite of warm, wet holes.

Through all this madness, none had yet claimed Sophia's lower half for themselves, though three had joined the four on her upper half to each claim a hand, the third thrusting in the little bit of space left between her right arm and the side of her wobbling chest. Feeling the familiar warmth and girth of the prince stretch her most intimate hole open, Sophia moans around the turgid member in her mouth as she spreads her legs farther for easier entry, as the prince's own mouth gets occupied by another witch while his hands busy themselves finger blasting the two he dragged along with him.

Their latest orgy continues on through the rest of mid-day, one by one the less experienced among them losing their stamina and either excusing themselves or watching on from the sidelines as the ever-tireless prince continues on.

Eventually only he, Sophia, Bernadette, and Casandra are left, the same group this madness started with as he's fucking the incredibly busty witch on top of the desk, her huge pale udders shaking along with his steady pumping as she stares up at him, the fat bulge his cock makes pistoning up and down her stomach and chest as it always does, while Sophia and Bernadette lay on the table either side of her.

"Ah, ahn~ D-do we have an agreement? Ahn~ You help us- hnmm~ -get the church of our ba-hack~ We help- Ahn!~ -help you tame this beast, and aid the Orc tribe~"

Casandra grunts through clenched teeth as she tries to stave off another climax.

"We would agree to it, but where and how do you suggest we start?"

Sophia asks, tired but satisfied as she wipes a stray strand of seed off her cheek and sucks it off her finger.

"The church- uhnmfuck~ -i-is obsessed with maintaining their image of purity, even with the magic lust contaminants in the water making everyone horny~ With our dear f-friend at the centre of this magical anomaly, you could try and use him to woo members of the church that are of high standing~ With the cathedral still under construction, there's several places where the church temporarily congregates instead. Ah, ahn, ah~ There's an abbey you might try not too far from here, j-j-just go there and tell them you have sins to confess. They've all taken oaths to not raise hands nor arms against sinners, but instead "help them save themselves" so no harm will come to any of you~"

"And if it doesn't work?"

"Y-you can- Ahn~ -s-simply leave~"

"If it's so easy, why haven't you attempted this yourself?"

Sophia asks with a raised eyebrow, staring down at the raven-haired woman while the prince continues to hammer his rod into her warm, constricting depths unabated.

"They have... o-other ways to keep people in line, but you are not from here, so they hold little power over you. I understand this may... prolong your stay beyond your intentions, but I cannot see another way. But it also gives us extra time to help you tame his boundless desire directly~"

With a final thrust, the prince begins to ejaculate for the final time in Casandra's hot little cunt, filling her up with another torrent of seed until her tummy stands round, and he pulls himself out of the tired beauty to drape the final couple of huge ropes over his three partners, paying extra attention to Casandra's great big chest again to splatter them with thick wads of sperm, their deal sealed...

SoCarter out and no lore today because reasons.