Bimbofication Short (Patreon)

 (Just a quick bimbofication short I wrote as a warmup. Have some other stuff coming "soon" :P)

“...huh.”

I stared at the little gift basket on my coffee table. I didn’t recall ordering any muffins, and the little tag on the side of the basket said “From a secret admirer.” There were probably too many ways someone could get my address, though I often didn’t worry about it, that someone had the guts to actually send me muffins, though…?

I pulled the plastic from the gift basket and a sugary sweet scent hit my nose immediately. My eyes rolled at the scent, and I had to wipe drool from my lips. I’d been doing so good on my diet by avoiding every last sweet I could, and now I was paying the price for it.

My rationality couldn’t beat my stomach.

I snatched a muffin from the gift basket and took a bite. The first bite was all it took. I was immediately hooked. So fluffy! So smooth! I was in paradise! The sweet and rich muffin practically melted across my tongue. I could feel myself making a pathetically goofy face as if I’d just had an orgasm. Thank god no one was around to see my humiliating display.

Before I knew it the muffin was gone. I looked to my empty hands, a bit astonished I’d eaten it so quickly. ...well. I already had one. Today’s diet was ruined. Might as well just go all in, right?

I took another muffin and started chowing down. Little giggles pushed their way up after every bite. The sweetness was worth revelling over, and it’d be soon long since I’d had something this good! I smacked my lips, abandoning all pretense of civility as I tore into more and more muffins.

Muffins…! So tasty! So pink! All so yummy! Totally just the best thing. Hee…! They made me feel so warm too! I felt like I was sunbathing while floating on a cloud! Like I was wrapped in a nice, thick blanket! Like someone was squeezing me between their thighs!

Mmmph~! And they felt so good against my lips! I had to just play with my lips for a second. I was always kind of proud of them, but now… mmmph! They felt so thick and juicy! Hee!~ Juicy is a fun word! What a fun thought! Mmph~ Too bad this muffins aren’t juicy. I could go for something juicy like a dick or a pussy. Mmm… ooh. Why am I so horny?

H-heee… oooh… how many muffins have I ate? That was… quite a few wasn’t it? Hard to think. Uhm… let’s see… what comes after… six…? Six. Hee. Sex. Wooow. I should just go fuck myself! Maybe, like, hop on my webcam! My tits were feeling soooooo big suddenly! Like, this is the best! Oh my god~! Like, why was I dieting anyways? I’m a total bombshell! Wooow! I’m, like, gonna go tell everyone to eat some yummy muffins and stuff! Maybe I can, like, totes convince them if I promise to have sex with them~!