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NOTE: THE NOTIFICATIONS ARE NOT OUR FAULT. PLEASE TWEET AT PATREON AND TELL THEM TO FIX THEIR BUGGY APP!!! THX

Where do we even begin with this Extended Cut? So many things happen that I can't put it into words... 

In the episode, two of the dumbest fellas try some of the dumbest Celebrity Alcohol. Enjoy!


 Edited by Jess

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ChefCornChip

Gonna shit myself ong

Zieln Zyrinx

return of the legend

Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch chad

Ronaldo A.

4th reupload, get your shit together guys

Mel

Amyl and the sniffers!🙌🙌 hah you guys are fuckin hilarious 🤣

Gus Donnelly

I’m about to piss my knickers

Vapourware

Its doing it Again

MasterPogway

Boys I think the notifications are spamming again.

Liam

Y’all be spamming my notifications with this one fml ahahaha

Elkermit

i need max's beanies pls

Zac Kear

Man wtf with the notifications

legoagent2

Got another noto

Zoe

Bruh

Ebony Lawrie

Fr commenting everytime I get notified

Nathan

been notified like a dozen times now LMAOO

dirty hobo

OKAY. I WILL WATCH IT. Damn.

Liam

AGAIN?! No wayyyy this gotta be a joke now 😂💀

elina

ENOUGH

TreeFood(Jake)

Could you at least give a reason why this is being re uploaded 50 times?

Walker Collins

AMYL AND THE SNIFFERS RAAAAAAH

Juicyjas

this gotta be a bit

Gus Donnelly

If I see this notification one more time I’m going to do something I regret…

elina

STOP

MasterPogway

These notifications remind me of the battle pass

Big Mike

Wtf goin on bruh

Justin R

reupload as many times as it takes lads

Peachi_Tea

According to a reply chad gave on the reddit it's a bug thats happening on patreons end.

coldones

Sorry about the notifications guys. Patreon has a bug, we've reached out to see what's going on!

xluttex

LMAOOOOOOO

Tish

The Morgan freeman sent me hahahahahaha

J

Bruh my knickas twisted

Colton Ream

Why the notifications. My fucking phone is blowing up

itsgrrrrate

Can't wait for the 9th notification

Tish

Knicker twist was the best scene in the world I’ve ever seen

Jake Poggiali

Fine I’ll watch now since you’ve sent 10 notifications

Ebony Lawrie

Made it up to the knickers

Dylan Otte

Imma keep asking cause I'm curious, are we getting re uploads of the older vids anytime soon? Still wanna rewatch that original as seen on TV vid

Benton Dreasher

just delete the vid at this point

dirty hobo

The knickers sequence was absolutely amazing

operez17

The notifications for this are gonna make me kill myself

pour24s

stop giving me notis damn

Ebony Lawrie

We’re on like notification 18 of the day going strong

VanGrog

Send out more notifications!! Turn the noto dial to the max!!! CRANK THAT BITCH UP

Joey Cedillo

What’s going on bruh 😭

Chyna

I'm so glad I'm not the only one receiving notif after notif

Alex

He put knicker on a can

Ayescrem

anotjher banger 2024 off we eatin good

Max

I’m gonna slaughter…

Sav

gott damn bruh

Zanen Coy

I feel so bad for chad wanna give him a hug hug

ligey bowles

He's taking it like a champ, I've broken a ankle, shit fucking hurts, good job Chad.

itsgrrrrate

Another one?!?!?!

Kenjoda

hey did you fellas upload a new video i haven’t been notified yet

burger

MANEEEE FUCKKKKK STOPPPPP

Kino

I'm going to kill

Not my real name

Please.... Patron... My kids miss me, my wife is leaving me... I have seen this 19 timed now... Isn't that enough patron? Have we angered you somehow?! Please! Mercy!

Velharii

i’m NOT watching until i get another notification (it’s likely that’ll happen)

Gus Donnelly

I just did something I’ll regret… watch the news tonight

Dana Smith

this episode was sooo good haha

Zachary

Ok we get it you uploaded the video good job guys

Sam Austin

Reyt… stop wi notifications I’ll watch it

Eli

I keep getting notifications about it dude wtf I watched it

Cnoli

STOP FUCKING UPLOADING THIS VIDEO!!

Matte Black

Okay bro you win I’ll watch the extended vid

Joey Cedillo

Someone’s tweaking on sum good shi rn

Ebony Lawrie

Guys I’m driving I can’t do this rn

Sindre

one more time!!

Chelsea Moore

Jesus fuck what the hell

Charlee Marie

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO TELL US?!?!

BifidusRegularis

Lads I get it. You uploaded. I’ll watch it after work ok

EmbraceChaos

Bro… we get it pls stop

Ebony Lawrie

GUYS COME ON MAN (stopped driving now)

Hayley Avis

came here to check if I was the only one with like 20 notifications for this vid lmaoo

Grandma knarf

I got like 40 notifications last night on my first night in Paris 💀

dirty hobo

Knicker AND blackface in one vid. Is INSANE lmfaooooooooo

Ryan Patterson

Felt very Chinese watching this

Jacob Churchill

Oh man, I'm glad I got that 20th notification, I might not have seen this posted.

nokisreal

wow i had no idea this got uploaded

Ebony Lawrie

I just audibly sighed

dubsteptiny

hey boss i think some more notifications

kingcoon

One more notification and I will commit crimes against God *My lawyer has advised against this course of action*

Shibes

guys i think they might of uploaded an extended cut 🧍‍♂️

Andrew Houck

Please guys, I’ve got 4 emails and 12 notifications about this video, I get it I’ll watch you later :(

Ethan Richard

Bro I'm trying to edit, listen Chad's cock is not that important right now

Lex Wright

GOD DAMNIT FINE ILL WATCH IT JEEZ STOP ASKING

Earthnutz

If i get one more fucking notification, I’m killing myself

Shamus

I'll watch the fuckin video when I finish work

Kaylah

One more fucking notification and Istg I’m gonna commit some crimes

Steven vincent

can i get some notifications please boss?

Ebony Lawrie

Guys I love u but please this is toxic

Alexa

Oh shit new video?! Glad I saw the notification 🥵

Colton Ream

Good fucking hell dude FUCKING STOP. “EXTENDED” boutta get this extended fist in your mouth

Andrew Houck

Got two more I’m just going to turn off your notifications, it’s 3 am here and this is getting ridiculous.

Kari Kalliojärvi

You really tried the DUMBEST celebrity alcohols for 100 times in a row 😵 at least that's what my notifications tell me

Earthnutz

Please stop, I’m begging you

Saeko

It’s Lizzos fatass sitting on the resend notification button 🫠

Comet

I’m going to krill myself dog

Rick Axe

The notifications have inspired me to develop late stage fetal alcohol syndrome.

Juan Rodriguez

Hmmm 91 notifications… go ahead send 9 more

Alex

Bruh stop sending notifs im tryna wank

Ebony Lawrie

Mmmm yes I’m edging

Jacob Churchill

If my notifications are anything to go by, y'all have alcohol poisoning

Kaylah

Please dear god make it stop

kimchea

Get aids

Gus Donnelly

Ok, I am ready to drop a bomb, if I get one more notification I let it blow. (In minecraft)

Nikolas

You guys should post extended versio and not extended

Kari Kalliojärvi

Please one more of those dirty notifs i'm boutta bust 🥵

Poki

shut the fuck up cunt

Nekku

Please send more of those sweet notifs

GlitchArtistz

oh an extended cut, thank you, oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn.

pra

leather belt

Virtual Boi

grogged asf awesoem ep as always

Enderman

One more notification and I’m cumming

Kaylah

Chad imma throw hands in a minute

Alexa

Aye new extended cut thanks for notifying me 🤙

franklin lopez

Can I watch my porn in peace pls

Leemo

If I get one more notification I’m going to castrate myself

Jake Poggiali

Good vid boys, the notifications were worth it

David Kovacs

Hey I think there’s a new extended version of that latest cold ones vid.

Kaylah

Nah im about to bust

Leemo

That’s it, I’m cutting it off

Grumpy Moloko

Can I have another notification pls

Charlee Marie

IM LITERALLY WATCHING IT FUCK OFF

Kaylah

Okay wich one of you gets it max? Chad? Darcy? Scott?

Check748

Yo this video is sick. Wonder if anyone has seen it yet

Gus Donnelly

More blood will be spilled if I get another noti

Madi

I thought I was going insane until I read the comments

Noah Stanton

Stop the notifications oh my god, I am gay and Chinese

legoagent2

Just remove and re-upload the post?

Pumpkin

please god. make it stop.

Nikolas

THE FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS BBBRRROOOOOO

Paige Butler

there's no way they are still going 😭😭😭

Rockin

hey cold ones editors, you should upload this video again just to make sure u did it right

Earthnutz

There’s no way anyone has missed this video at this point

Grumpy Moloko

Thanks for the notification ... almost forgot it

izabel caggiula

Amyl and the sniffers intro saved my life

Kaylah

Dam this cut was really good hope people got notified! Don’t wanna miss it

Ryan Takacs

Almost missed the video. Thanks for the notification

nloverduin

it is 4am let me sleep pls\

Sam Austin

Nearly missed this! Thanks for the reminder

Virtual Boi

Chad looks so emo after wiping off the facepaint

Bling

Bruh what is going on 💀

Kaylah

Chads such a cutie patootie

Grumpy Moloko

Does someone count that?

Big Barry Bastard

WHATS WITH THE NOTIFICATIONS HOLY SHIT IM TRYNNA PISS IN PEACE HERE

Zyn

Bruuuuh my phone is exploding

Audrianna

my wife thinks I’m cheating again

creamy

My shi is getting spammed

legoagent2

Chad better send me some forgive-me-kisses

Itsuhmazen

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting SPAMMED with notifications. I'm about to shut them off cuz holy fuck

Tyler Trindall

Cmon bruh tryna make the snake cry and all I can think about is cold ones we tried the dumbest celebrity alcohol extended cut

Jaykie Lowe

Please patreon I've seen the video already, stop spamming notifications

Salt

As I sit at my Asian grandmother's funeral pondering the meaning of life. Over and over my phone vibrates in my pocket. I wonder what could be so important, maybe a close friend giving me their condolences or maybe just maybe it's my ex who had heard of my grandmothers passing telling me that she wants me back. But as I open my phone in anticipation it is yet another Cold Ones Extended Patreon notification. I stare blankly at Chads face as I see his lifeless oversaturated eyes stare back into mine. I look over to the left and see Elon Musk laughing at me as if to mock my current feelings, the red background reminding me of my grandmother's Chinese heritage. "Why Cold Ones?" I ask myself, "Why do I get so many of these notifications? Do you wish for me to watch this video right now? Will this relieve my pain of the 50th notification for this video?" I open it whilst at my grandmother's funeral and shead a single tear as whilst I am watching the video, another notification appears for this exact same video. The whole crowd looks at me as I play the video out loud. I am their weeping as yet another notification appears but neither the less I continue to watch begging the Grog gods to save me from this torment. Another notification, and another, I continue watching until I finally finish the video. I look up, everyone is gone, the funeral is over and I am left standing there alone. My phone vibrates and I look down, another notification for the same extended Cold Ones video. I look up to the sky and wonder if this is truely hell. I guess I have my answer as yet another notification goes off.

Julian

I’m literally deleting the app I’ve turned all notifications off and still got 72 of them

Sean Purcell

Jesus chriat what is wrong with you guys. Like the 40th notification on this

Audrianna

FUCK FINE I’ll watch it

Rockin

new drinking game: do a shot everytime this video gets re-uploaded

Adam F.

Hey guys! Love the videos. I always want to see them as soon as they’re uploaded, so I was wondering if there is any way I can be notified when a new upload is available to watch? Side note, I have short term memory loss, so if it’s possible to have maybe 50 notifications be sent to my phone that would be really helpful. Thank you!

Mol Pol

My condolences, she would’ve loved this video 😪

James L

Holy shit please stop with the notifications

Ghosty

Just one more notification please

Castly

I'm saving this video for tomorrow arvo so I appreciate the notifications. It's very considerate.

Likedat Poney

1 notification every 3 min wtf

Kari Kalliojärvi

Oh shit this video is so fire, I'm so sad I didn't get notified of it 😭

Lina

Pleaaaasee stoooop

Ebony Lawrie

Really getting my moneys worth thanks guys

Big Barry Bastard

IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS IM TRYNNA PLAY BINGO

Kyle S

Notify me harder daddy

Rockin

can the next notification be in chinese

Bailey Schroeder

thanks guys for being so considerate! I almost didn’t wake up for work, but you came through bless 😂 (i dont work today)

MattY

Darcy is a fag

cog n ball torch (edited)

Comment edits

2024-03-19 11:02:27 damn, i didnt get a single notification.
2024-03-19 11:02:27 damn, i didnt get a single notification.
2024-03-07 11:29:37 damn, i didnt get a single notification.

damn, i didnt get a single notification.

Riddyl

but what was last alcohol

Biggsy

Egg roll

Scoos

Double the notifications and give it to the next person

Nat Long

someone tell chad 7x7 is not 14

Harrington

best extended cut ever

ivan

yo no notification

Cameron (edited)

Comment edits

2024-03-19 11:02:27 Darcy the type of mfer to squeeze his little Nike bottle and squirt someone with the mist.
2024-03-19 11:02:27 Darcy the type of mfer to squeeze his little Nike bottle and squirt someone with the mist.
2024-03-07 14:58:56 Darcy the type of mfer to squeeze his little Nike bottle and squirt someone with the mist.

Darcy the type of mfer to squeeze his little Nike bottle and squirt someone with the mist.

Riley Hemburrow

The Alaskan survival channel Chad mentioned with 'Hoop Dawg' unfortunately passed away today. 'Hoop Dawg' was only 5 months old but unfortunately he passed away. Very sad time at the channel. Go show 'Will suevives' on YouTube some support

Bearnaise

All I’ve learnt from today is that other people don’t seem to live in peace and have their phone on sleep mode all day, the one day my smooth brain has come in handy

Seb Vettel

When chad set the fucking flare off 😂

Jared

That amyll and the sniffers? Shit bangs

crimetoad

RIP chad ankle bruh its so good to see the actual event after hearing about it for so long wtf

Isaiel

Leather Belt

Jacob Lassiter

B or D would’ve worked for Gordon’s, India is in Asia. Thought we would miss that didn’t you darply

Aaron White

Amy L on the intro big up legends

giosng

I got lotion on my dick

EngagingBus

Yea but he lived in the UK, so it might have been an Indian restaurant in the UK, and not in India itself.

EngagingBus

Took a huge fat shit

Lïva

Love the vids guys!! Thanks for the edit!

Salty

the knickers bit was so risky, but really funny

Drew G

Scuffed Timothee Chalomet gives 2 Australian retards copious amounts of famous alcohol

Ethan Ivy

What’s the yellow bag of chips

Angus Keane

Okay, this one was really good. As most have stated! Even on YouTube

Tommy Heinke

I have a sealed pack of Tesla Gigabier! If you want it pn me! (Germany)

Critical

In which episodes can i see chads ass?(the censored parts)

Magpie

that ending made me feel so sorry for chad, that shit looked so painful, no wonder he was crying. hope he's feeling better!

Drew G

Drunk Chad could do better math than me sober

Mad Fly

balsamic

Yousuf Al-Waheb

why does Chad always bust his entire fucking body in every video lmao. deady twister 2, super trash bros, that max vlog where they went skiing and he fucked up his shoulder etc

markus

get well soon chad

ProRussianMan

Why would you not include Hawkstone from the Orangutan or better known as "Jezza" or full name "Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear"

Lucky

Chad sounded like peter when he rolled his ankle

The Drexter

The Meter measurement is defined by earth being 40.000km or 40.000.000m in circumference. The distance from the poles to the equator is what defines 10.000km. This also means one meter is 1/40.000.000 of earths circumference. Basically you can easily remember that its 40.000km by the pole-equator distance being 10k. That's really long, people tell me 3 inches is also pretty long but im not so sure.

Shockmaster

Chad had no hesitation when Darcy told him to fire off the extinguisher.

Joey K

love amyl and the sniffers in the beginning

Jack Noire

lmao "this is the final time Darcy will be able to make us disabled" Darcy: Actually makes Chad disabled

SleepSam

Did Chad actually go to the hospital?

Marka 301

Chad sure loves his knickers !

Skrodda

RIP CHAC YOU WILL BE MISSED

Jordan Myers

Everybody type in the chat Chad is a stupid knicker

raybansale

gog is dead

astro

you can't deny the big door from Norway logic was big brain

shitdick

I loved that bit. reminds me of the good ol days. punished chad is top tier content.

shitdick

https://youtu.be/ySGeyzQbyn0 LA Vlog. Top replayed moment is him eating pavement lol.

Libby

how do i obtain Grog Sticker

voxary9

OMG i love amyl and the sniffers kudos to who ever listens to them