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😴 SOBER EP #27 - Snorlax (Patreon)

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2024-01-10 13:26:07
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Wake up babe! New Sober Episode just dropped.

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shittany

wooooohooo sober pod is back. thanks boys!!!!🥳

Ensalada

grog

Marc102

time to take a shit

Pigeon

It’s currently 5:30 for me and I have a face full of tears, really needed this rn boys

Sixxpackattack

Missed you guys can't wait to see what you've been cooking up

Marc102

darcy tryna kill chad for snoring fr

Anonymous

Love watching these at work

Big Chungous

I wanna watch an episode where y'all smoke weed 😂

John Robinson

If Chad needs a CPATH machine I’ll send him my dad’s

Big Chungous

Hello from Texas, USA!!

amy baird

you finally posted a new pod you fat rats

Ashleigh

First frog in a pot of 2024

Trippah 97

This is the sober podcast at 27... feel old yet?

Peter Bobylev

When I was 10, I had 3 budgies ( little parrots) as pets and my friend and I put one of them for like 30secs in the freezer. After that, to warm him up, we put him in the microwave for like 10 seconds. He died ( didn't blow up) and his corpse was really stiff. I put him back in the cage and left. On return my mum told me that my pet died and I acted shocked.

Anonymous

The timing with MattPat 😳

Big Chungous

In 7th grade, my cousin accidentally shot me in the head with a pellet gun (one of those pump rifle ones and he pumped that shit like 9 times) I almost died that day, but my dad gave me an ice pack and told me to lay on the couch as my head was bleeding LOL to this day, I have one of those pellets lodged in my head

camman Rogers

the bad kid across from my grandmas house. we went to his shed to catch a mouse and he somehow stomped on one and killed it. then we proceeded to put it on a tee ball tee and hit it off with a bat over and over. it still makes me feel weird to this day lol! def some serial killer shit

Anonymous

When my brother was a kid he wanted to hold my sister's goldfish so he went to the kitchen to find something to get it out of the tank with. For some reason he decided that a pair of scissors would work....he ended up cutting the fish in half when he tried to pick it up and then told my sister that her other fish must have done it.

MasterPogway

❗️Confession❗️When I was a kid I use to eat ice cream sandwiches ice cream first then cookie. I eat Oreos one bite no cap.

shittany

I love the behind the scenes pics and vids. feels like a cold ones vlog 10/10

Johachim Gulstad

I found and watched the fish video

Hugh Phardid

I was one of those thousands of kids that would find a frog and put it in a cool whip container with holes poked in the top so it could breathe and I'd keep it as a pet, but I'd forget about them and they'd just dry up :(

pizzaroche

Minecraft VR kind of does that thing you’re talking about Darcy. With the game opening on the tv.

Anonymous

Welcome back, keep it up boys

Jimmy

Agree that Sydney is like a GTA map, visiting there is like a lottery am I going to walk down a dead end, or to some random sandstone steps, like roads and paths are going everywhere.

Anonymous

The most fucked up thing we did as kids was to bully the disabled retard kids at school and it got so bad at one point that she tried killing herself on stairs that where 3 steps high she jumped and just scraped her knee

ringwormtingz

I kept a leech in a jar

Matthias Sweetser

in year 10 I got suspended for a week for photoshopping my maths teacher (he was a pedo) into like Jabba the Hutt and fat man running towards an ice cream truck

Ronaldo A.

My cousin used to mix up different medicines in a bowl and leave it out for cats to eat. Allegedly, there was a dead cat found, but I've never seen anything come of it

Anonymous

I put my pet fish in the microwave. I thought it had lived too long, so I took it into my own hands.

Anonymous

I broke into an abandoned factory where they stored these wagons that had toilets on them. was supposed to be number 1 only but that was too late when I read it. Safe to say it was all over town someone vandalised the wagons.

Big Chungous

I smoked weed for the first time at 14 with some friends in the gym locker room for like an hour during the class (also, would y'all ever consider making an episode of Cold Ones based around you guys getting high? I would personally love to see that, considering I'm a stoner myself lol)

Big Chungous
>>126625305

Yes, that could also be very entertaining. Might even bring my family in to watch that episode

PlatypusBear

Me and my cousin once knocked a birds nest out of a tree that had baby birds in them. We then pushed the birds into the road to be run over.

Green

cold ones minecraft server would be lit, get on that shit

Jack Noire

I had a neighbor/friend as a kid that loved pissing everywhere, parking lots, elevators, trees, you name it. I have to admit I partook on occasion

Chris B

mmh baby yesss

Chris B

one time me and my friend threw an open bottle filled with piss on a car. I have it on video lol

Chris B
>>126736787

Something tells me you started smoking weed a year ago

Nata

Love Max and Chad but sometimes it's Scott's dad jokes what do it for me. Chad: Sidney and Melbourne are not the same place Scott: that's facts bro, they're completely in different locations!

Anonymous

I'd pay to watch Max and Chad play Stardew Valley

Toby Brooks

Me and my friends used to steal an energy drink from the local mart evert single day for a couple years lol

Anonymous

blew up toilets with fireworks at an abandoned cement factory in my hometown in Poland

J Lyle

A sleepover at Chads sounds lit even without Grog.shop <———

J Lyle

Chad+Darcy carry this podcast imagine if they were both absent one day. See?

Thomas
>>126977376

Scott is the Sober Podcast underdog. Underappreciated.

Gavin Hamling

Me and a friend used to steal hundreds of pounds worth of Warhammer from Games Workshop in the UK. Used to walk in with an empty bag, fill it up and walk out. We were probably about 12 at the time.

Anonymous

Still only 16 but I used to steal weed from my mums stash and sell it to white girls at school

Jayden

We would hop the fence to go egg this gated apartment complex for seniors. Because fuck those rich old whities.

J Lyle

I have a list of things I did but this one went along the lines of whoever told this story on the pod 30 minutes earlier. I lived next to a neighborhood construction site with 1 portapotty. I went every night snd tipped it over. From there i wud go back and steal all the fire extinguishers and spray the insides of the construction vehicles, then got rocks and smashed every last one of the windows, there was like 11 big land movers. I still went back after that and even turned on one of them and freaked out and shut it off. Good times i was in highschool 😬

J Lyle
>>127337070

I wrote this drunk, you can ask chatGPT to simplify it

J

I stole $50 from someone to be petty then gave it to a kid I barely knew for his birthday.

HookSniffer

so my grog got confiscated by the Melbourne airlines in October last year , i have proof of purchase and even a thank you card from the boys signed and everything , do i contact the website for a new peach and grape double pack or just give up and buy another $80 box hahaha

HookSniffer

In the early primary school I was really into dinosaur fossils and I picked up a big rock the size of a small football and I thought it was a fossil but that wasn't so I threw it back behind me as hard as I could And I managed to hit a teacher square across the face Gave her a double black eye 😭 My mom forced me to go to school the next day with flowers with her class to say sorry

Mol Pol

I was passing notes with a friend in maths class and for some reason we were discussing having fake drugs up our butts and how we would have to remove them (do not judge, this is maths class we r talking about here, anything is better than fkn C= A2 + B2) anyway our maths teacher, who is bald but that means nothing to the story, confiscates this note we were passing probably thinking we were shit talking him and I just watch his face turn pale reading the absolute crime to literature we created. He gave it back at the end of class and moved us to two separate corners of the classroom.

Angus Keane

39:30 He upset the Trannys the most cancelable offence.