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HELLO PATREONS!


We totally didn't leak this one early... (Don't worry, whoever it was is getting fired...)

ENJOY THIS "FIRST TIME" EXTENDED CUT OF BLIND TASTING CURSED VODKA INFUSIONS!

What was your favorite Vodka Infusion? What Vodka Infusion's would you re-create at home?


Edited by Jess

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Anonymous

Love to see it

Cody

I leaked early

Sofa

i cant wait to watch

Anonymous

Fuck yes

shittany

yesssss been waiting since the leak

YouChef

Thanks Jess

Kenjoda

hell yeah grog is real! will patreons get early access?

Anonymous

I had this saved on my notifications then when I went to watch it it was gone I was so confused xDDD glad it’s back

Gh0st 7580

I'm a cum making machine

Marwa Benzou

No they need a raise

Bailey Madden

I am eating a toastie 👍

Tyler

Only 5$ a month what a bargain

Anonymous

Finally... Blind taste testing

Telluh

Ah finally!

An Kangaroo

Definitelygotta try making the coffee infused vodka. That is a perfect party grog

JoshMcDonald

Holy shit I love grain

Anonymous

Hoorsy

Anonymous

are they ok???

Anonymous

the leather belt was personal.

Tina

Ayo jess kinda sexy

Anonymous

Just a sip

shittany

i know you guys probably spent all your money on grog, but im in US and can’t get grog so can we please get more merch soon plssss xoxo

Tish

ROCK HARD RN.

ASPLUND

this one sucked bois, didnt even drink anything only one was max, chad be bitching

Alden Friend

The fact that they got Max a vegan Big Mac makes me happy. Real bros.

Mike 나는 신이다

Fire whoever posted this too early a few days back for 10 seconds, not epic

Alex Bong

epic video you fucky cunts

Tish

Fuck bro mistake watching this before work I am so sick after watching max eat those Doritos 🤢

Anonymous

This website makes me want to finger a blowfish.

Riley Hemburrow

This feels naughty with the early access

Anonymous

Do premixed called grog and a spirit called gog…… you welcome

JDoawp

Next have them ferment their own alcohol with different ingredients and methods.

Anonymous

Although disgusting, yes the alcohol would preserve the ham. There's no way any bacteria would be able to live in that.

Patrick O'Hara

Stupid fucking HOT OLD British woman!

Harrington

cant watch this whilst drinking the recent increase of random edits give me drinky poisoning :(

Anonymous

Did anybody else want to try making the coffee bean one after watching?

Blunt

that was an epic gamer prank gg darcy I LOL'd

Anonymous

she grog on my cigar till i whisky

Anonymous

I hope max went over and had his promite on toast with his mate chad sounds like a lovely evening

Sage

Fuck yeah, I've been saying I wanted Jess on cam. Glad he made an appearance. I met the crew in person and Rowie was like yeah Jess is here and I'm like whooo? Makes sense now, they filmed this before that happened. But yeah this is the first time we see him in a vid. Cool bloke.

Sage

Can I just say, 59:20 I love that even several drinks in Max has that director instinct to tell Silas what type of shot to do. It's the same as the 2016 BTS vids, Max is super talented with knowing what moves to make and how to flow the video. What a legend...

Mithras

Leg

Anonymous

Chad def just found out about the word recoil before this vid😂

Drew Byron

iSnack 2.0 is the best hands down

Kendall blah

I’m a darcy hater 😔😔

zeemo_beebo

can we get scott and darcy to do a vid together where chad and max plan it out

Bearnaise

Actually the vodka will extract all the caffeine, one of those shots is equivalent to 16 cups of coffee!

Harry Baldwin

The One-Armed man joke was so not funny, I almost passed out of laughter.

Anonymous

anyone know what kind of pants max is wearing lol

tbc

Max fkn killed it this episode! Love the chaotic energy. Chad fell off man.

Bearnaise

Chads vegemite slander is wild

Anonymous

you fuckin idiots posted the edited video first, why am I paying for this lol?

Anonymous

yea but why wouldn't you just do a quick edit, call it the extended cut and post it here first while you're working on the edited version. is critical thinking this much of a commodity in australia lol?

Sage

Dang, and you're insulting our country now. What a tool. I mean on the contrary what would be the point in posting the extended cut first? What's the advantage, bragging rights? If the extended cut is released first, there's less reason to watch the shorter edit because we'd have seen the footage already. Posting it this way means more views.

Anonymous

paying money, and as an incentive getting to see the full cut before it hits yt would be the point.

Chris B

you dont even know how to reply to a comment go home

Anonymous

why does it matter? if you wanna watch the extended cut, just wait for the patreon video to come out. if you wanna watch the edited video, just watch it on youtube. no one is forcing you to watch a video here or on youtube. the point is getting content that wont be on youtube, like seeing chads asshole. has nothing to do with critical thinking, youre just retarded and should get checked for tumors in your brain

Anonymous

damn i thought the galaxy brain "no one's forcing you to watch this" comment would've came sooner.

Anonymous

tranny vibes

Anonymous

also, retard, have a look at this https://www.patreon.com/coldones/membership and read through it. they literally tell you what you get - do you see "early access to videos" in there? maybe reading is a commodity in the US / wherever you live?

Anonymous

also, forever take a knee-knowing that they give scholarships for completing lego sets in australia https://www.alumni.giving.unsw.edu.au/learning-lego-fair-play-project KEKW

Anonymous

no, but i can use more than 2 braincells at once and read also, im not from australia and even if i were, i'd take a scholarship for building lego instead of paying 200k for a random ass college at which i probably get shot to death anyway

Tess

I'm counting down the days til grog, I'm so excited

Anonymous

Theres way too much tea in that infused one but I reckon I'd buy it

Anonymous

Hate to break it to you max but McDonald’s fries are seasoned with beef tallow

Anonymous (edited)

Comment edits

2023-08-27 17:53:07 you guys should buy the coldones.com domain and forward it to the patreon
2023-08-27 13:21:41 you guys should buy the cold-ones.com domain and forward it to the patreon

you guys should buy the cold-ones.com domain and forward it to the patreon

Imogen

The McDonalds fries in both Australia and the UK are vegetarian :-)

zeemo_beebo

oh shit will have to check europes rules on that, thank you stranger

Magpie

that gum infusion actually made me gag, the fact that you can even be in the same room as that is impressive, you guys are FUCKED

MattY

I miss the pepe blind folds

Zac Kear

“no shes hot, i get it you fucking hot bitch i know it’s good for ya.” - Chad Robert’s