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Tales recounted of the mysterious sightings seen after dark in the Cold Ones alleyway. 

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Kyle

Been waiting for this lads x

Anonymous

Watching this drunk asf on a thirsdat

Shamus

Nice tutorial on how to make bootleg alcohol

Noah Stanton

When can we buy grog? Plus can you do a Patreon giveaway cod it?

cross hair

why couldnt i be this early for the grog drop

3liott ☠

this got me kinda wanting to make fan art of creech he seems cool

Cam Macaulay

You hear about the guy with ambergris testicles? After I blew him he whale-scummed me in behind.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the guy who had cashews for testicles? deez nuts

Anonymous

did you hear about the guy who had testicles? he was Chinese! lol idk

Castly

Did you hear about the guy with testicles made of cereal? He had crunchy nuts.

zeemo_beebo

creacher def thought he lost some cash so started looking for it, too fucked up to count it properly the first time lol

ali_yayaya

cheers boys

Anonymous

the boys are enjoying diablo! love that.

Anonymous

Look at this little fella in the chair

Anonymous

looks like a huge and unchecked case of multiple personality or schizophrenia, the way he talks to himself and answers in a different tone and vibe is very odd. maybe it's just meth shit but he was hopping between perspectives way too much

Anonymous

man these sober episodes getting shorter and shorter

Anonymous

The Adventures of Creech! https://www.reddit.com/r/ColdOnes/comments/14h9emx/the_adventures_of_creech/

Jack Noire

when are you fuckheads getting Creech on the podcas?

Alexander Gatliff

I was crying laughing i love creech!!!! him playing with the little egg guy had me dying!! easily my fav podcast yet!

Anonymous

Nice video

zeemo_beebo

did u hear about the guy whos allergic to nuts? his testicles fell off

Imogen

Creech is like a stray dog, you kept feeding him and he kept coming back lol

Toroloco11 _

What a character arc for Creech

Kyra

full stop darcys explanation on his theory abt the creech is the funniest shit ive ever heard

Anonymous

I love you like a father chad

Anonymous

Creech MEME no on the sub understands https://www.reddit.com/r/ColdOnes/comments/14ig778/creech/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

Nicolai

Wow that was funny until the plants bit, that was very uncool from Creech...

Anonymous

we need creech on the podcast

Anonymous

I NEED to know if darcy still owns his white subaru outback. he will be the coolest of the group if he still has it.

Ramen Devil

Deadly twister 3 when

Anonymous

I wanna be able to cast the podcasts to my TV too, please fix this for me immediately. I need to have cold ones on my TV 24/7. Bottom Text.

Hannah Williams

podcast with friendlyjordies is needed

Anonymous

To Chromecast from Patreon, do this: 1. Open up the Patreon site in Chrome. 2. Click the three dots on the top right. 3. Select 'Cast' 4. Select your device you want to view on (like BigAssTelevisionCave) 5. Click on your fav ColdOnes video to play it. 6. Full screen the video, then minimize the browser. 7. Drink. Drink more. Drink again. This works both on a PC and Android device. TESTED WORKS YEAH!

Anonymous

keep calm and creech

Anonymous

Call her beans on my testicles the way I’m getting deleted

Goomba1280

Yeah Imma need that blokes pissing cock in my dm’s stat

Chase

Can these videos along with all the extended podcasts be uploaded as audio so we can listen to them at work or someshit?

Cody Delicious Vick

Cold Ones should do a video of max and chad opening pokemon cards at the same time whomever pulls the lesser(value) card takes a shot

excaliber .

I think all of creech's actions can be attributed to the fungus to be fair

ryn_239

You always gotta show the cock, come on guys

Leon Romeo (edited)

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2023-07-10 15:56:01 >create a series of jokes about testicles of different material. the punchline follows the structure; "have you heard about the guy with the glass testicles? I could hear him clanking from a mile away." ChatGPT Have you heard about the guy with the rubber testicles? He tried bouncing back from a tough situation, but it was just a little too nuts! Have you heard about the guy with the wooden testicles? Whenever he gets excited, it sounds like a round of applause in his pants! Have you heard about the guy with the marble testicles? He's always on the ball when it comes to making decisions, but he's not the smoothest when it comes to walking! Have you heard about the guy with the metal testicles? He's a real tough nut to crack, but every now and then, he sparks some interesting conversations! Have you heard about the guy with the plastic testicles? He's known for his transparent honesty, but be careful, he might just shatter your illusions!
2023-07-10 02:41:41 >create a series of jokes about testicles of different material. the punchline follows the structure; "have you heard about the guy with the glass testicles? I could hear him clanking from a mile away." ChatGPT Have you heard about the guy with the rubber testicles? He tried bouncing back from a tough situation, but it was just a little too nuts! Have you heard about the guy with the wooden testicles? Whenever he gets excited, it sounds like a round of applause in his pants! Have you heard about the guy with the marble testicles? He's always on the ball when it comes to making decisions, but he's not the smoothest when it comes to walking! Have you heard about the guy with the metal testicles? He's a real tough nut to crack, but every now and then, he sparks some interesting conversations! Have you heard about the guy with the plastic testicles? He's known for his transparent honesty, but be careful, he might just shatter your illusions!

>create a series of jokes about testicles of different material. the punchline follows the structure; "have you heard about the guy with the glass testicles? I could hear him clanking from a mile away." ChatGPT Have you heard about the guy with the rubber testicles? He tried bouncing back from a tough situation, but it was just a little too nuts! Have you heard about the guy with the wooden testicles? Whenever he gets excited, it sounds like a round of applause in his pants! Have you heard about the guy with the marble testicles? He's always on the ball when it comes to making decisions, but he's not the smoothest when it comes to walking! Have you heard about the guy with the metal testicles? He's a real tough nut to crack, but every now and then, he sparks some interesting conversations! Have you heard about the guy with the plastic testicles? He's known for his transparent honesty, but be careful, he might just shatter your illusions!

Anonymous

did you hear about the guy with horns for testicles? you could hear him cumming a mile away xD

Phoebe

im not sure whos doing the subtitles, but please take screen space into consideration, the "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" took up like 80% of the screen LOL

Charlie Jones

Speaking of crackheads, does anyone want a video of a crackhead shoving crack up his ass. Hes a usual at work

James Glover

I’ll take it. If he Wasn’t a usual I wouldn’t be interested.

Nick Fortunato

Did you hear about the guy with metal rods for testacles, he can’t go outside when it storms

Anonymous

Nuts Taco

Anonymous

Plot twist, creech is the landlord

Thomas

48:00 this was fucking hilarious why did no one laugh? I love Scott

Sexiest Garf

Old but hopefully this pops into the notifications for a chuckle; What do we call my round friend Zachary? BallZac