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We Tested Expired Military Rations [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

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2023-08-01 19:33:38
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HELLO PATREON!

We opened all the packages you sent to our PO Box!

What was your favourite unboxing? Want to see us open more?

Send your packages to our PO Box:

PO Box 403
Abbotsford
VIC 3067
Australia

Thanks to everyone that sent something in 🙏

Edited by Jess

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I love you chad (no homo)

Keeeth

I love you chad (big homo)

Blissful Blake

I love you chad (medium homo)

Alex

Chad Cock @ 6:15 I love you Chad (about 29% homo)

Carson

Finally botulism

milo m

i didnt think i was gonna see chads cock today

angeMODELO

I love you chad (big homo)

Brody Daniels

New patron and I didn’t know chads little wang would be uncensored. Color me surprised.

Dustyegg

Why didn't you leave it in

Drew

I’m in the US Army and I had to eat those MREs for 21 straight days 3 times a day and watching their reactions made my week 😂😂

Rio

Another day, another video of chads cock, just make an of at this point 😂

Glady Dawnstar

I just sent a package! It will be delivered by end of August. I hope Daddy Chad recieves it 😍

Alden Friend

Wait ok but chad should DJ lol. The way his face lit up when he was playing with the turn table…

HYDRA

literally paid for the patreon to see chads cock.

Bourbon

I wonder what Chad said during the quran lamp part that was so bad it had to be nuked even from the Patreon cut lmao

Cody

The jar fart was top tier

ThatRosiePerson

Chads dick looking awesome as usual

ghoullio jr

"my cup size is a JJ" *instantly stops what he's doing* "WHAT"

Geezer

16:08

Chily

I love you Chad (lil bit homo)

Xander

thank you for this fun ham slice 🫶

Chris B

How did they not get that the pink shirt was filthyfrank's porn title rap

OllieDust

Chad should never be allowed within 100m of a vinyl record ever again.

Levi

cheif

Dee Snow

Did I just pay money to only see Chad’s cock? What the fuck lol

Patrick McMenaman

would it be inapropriate to adopt you a dog and have it sent to the po box?

Hiro & Squid

Pls add intro music for vid

Daniel McCabe

i really enjoyed the part where u guys both read letters at the same time

Imogen
>>114297859

It's ok, I bought Patreon because of the wine balloon incident

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

I'm watching this at work and bro I work in an office where it's usually super quiet and I was fucking wheezing when Max started vacuuming the fucking glitter with the fucking VABROOM while Chad was reading the Heartfelt letter

Adam
>>114274610

This is the one downside since the Patreon took off, they used to just leave everything unedited lol

Bourbon
>>114274610

ah just looked, wasn't that bad honestly, I think it's funnier it being censored in this case tbh haha

Danny Sosa

Why does your moms house smell like markaplyer. He must be plowing your mom more often now.

Danny Sosa

Also why is chads cock so small? Wtf I thought it was just a joke he actually has a tiny dick.

Stred

little egg is for stamping not cookies

Brandi Merrick

Okay I just wanted to say the second package D’arcy brought over was not a part of my package idk where the prank thongs came from lmao

Brandi Merrick

Also Jess hit me with the Covid wheeze 😭

ethan wold

What did Chad say about the Quran that's not even appropriate for Patreon?

Toddsworth

Boy I love me some sliced ham slices

Harry Baldwin

I have acquired a decent vinyl record collection over the past few years. Over 200 records. not once have I tried doing the "wickiwicki" thing chad did. that sounded so dope imma have to try it. might fuck up one of my records or the 60 dollar stylus... but fuck it. A vibe is a vibe

Ronaldo A.

*dramatic fade in* "ham slice" *abrupt video end*

zac miller

got the cold ones Patreon today. so far i've seen chads asshole, vomiting and chads dick. worth the $9

shittany

Chad messing with the record actually went so hard

Isaac clarke

You guys fell off, upload more or I'm canceling the 5 dollars

anitalopezvida
>>114340278

did they edit it out in the yt vid too? cuz i remember it was something like "give your life up for Allah"

Justin
>>114340278

I remember that too he said something like "live out your days in service to allah"

David Shufelt

they missed the pink guy shirt reference :(

_cate

i have aids

Imogen

me when the army butter.. me when the.. me

Ensalada

ham slic

Ensalada

slice

Aj

I just met chad a couple days ago at the casino and i've never actually commented on the patreon before i don't think but it was a pleasure dealing to you chad, sorry for taking ur money lmao (also i've now seen your cock)

Alexi

ham slice moment

LDilla

Why was both of them reading the letters and talking over each other one of the funniest parts of this

C

me when the army butter

Sofa

yippy

Jake

where the next video at

Sadie

I MADE THE "DEMON" LETTER!!!! I HAVE THE PICTURE TO PROVE IT!!!!

Sadie
>>115174602

And just so you know, it was a blessing spell 🤗

Andy Helmboldt

Anyone else have problems with their package being delivered to cold ones?

HesteHund
>>117253796

its prob already there the fat fucks just cant be bothered to open it

Qdrain!!!

watching them eat MRE's was hard. They certainly do not understand the context for when MREs are good

MattY

They're called prawns Max

Joseph B

That jar full of farts was priceless