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AS SEEN ON TV EXERCISE GADGETS - EXTENDED (Patreon)

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2022-02-08 10:28:23
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2022-07-24 08:54:59
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IM EATING SOIL DIRECTLY FROM THE GARDEN BED!!!

Comments

Anonymous

Scott’s kind of 😩

Imogen

Rowan Bean

Ensalada

reese's puffs reese's puffs

Jared

From fat cunt to slim cunt

J Lyle

32:35 Chad talking about the "source: trust me, bro" meme?

J Lyle

Can I get a Super Rowey hat?

Anonymous

Poggers

Anonymous

Monkey nuts

Anonymous

Nice Middle Text Bottom Text

Anonymous

LETS GOOO NEW VIDEO

Sage

Diamond Imperium

Guess im stayin up til 5am tonight bois

Anonymous

Can I cast this garbage to my chromecast?

Az
>>77433298

kinda boring, but it's still good for me

Anonymous

Finally

Aiden Toler

Has anyone gotten their lil fella merch yet? It's been like 3 months and my thing says that they haven't even shipped yet which just seems off?

Alexander Wittich

YES MORE COLD ONES THANKS FOR THE MORE REGULAR UPLOAD BOYS, SCHMOOCHES

Hannah Ochoa
>>77434644

I just got an email like two days ago saying mine is on its way. I wouldn’t worry!

Hannah Ochoa

Thanks for the morning entertainment, fellas 🥚 🎩

Anonymous

You guys should do a podcast episode with DankPods

Nella

top text thanks bottom text top

Anonymous

Have they stopped drinking? They seem more and more sober as the the videos are released.

Moefuca

The mat says CUM on it

Ashtyn
>>77444254

I think they mentioned trying to lose weight so it’s possible they both are drinking less or not at all to achieve those baddie body goals

Anonymous

You bois don't know how much I need this YES give this goblin some GOLD

Snazzy G

Fuck vimeo, lets make them suck our dicks

Snazzy G

I want clay

Anonymous

max looking a lil sexy in his shorty shorts

Anonymous

GIVE CLAY

Anonymous

just realized the mat says CÜM and DNF in it bruh 😭

Anonymous

Want clay plz

Bearnaise

Gay reddit has a plethora of new content incoming

Anonymous

the best way to spend 4,50$ a month is on cold ones patreon. fucking legends. keep it up boys!

Bailey Madden

I'm dying in a hospital FUCK YOU!!! slime beastars

Anonymous

Where’s my pottery

miadixie

no pottery video yet :(

Anonymous

I JUST BECAME A PATREON BOYS I REQUIRE CLAY

Anonymous

Some handmade clay gadgets and gizmos from the Cold Ones boys would bring some joy and warmth to the freezing cold tundra where I reside 🥺❤️

Anonymous

I want one so I can fuck it

Harry

Yeah I’m going to need that clay chief...

Az
>>77467916

chill out bro, not untill mid march

Anonymous
>>77444254

That's good and bad :P Reason I signed up was to watch these fools tripping over shit hehe

Anonymous

give me clay to store my minerals in

OwenDavo

Gimmie clay Pocket Pussy

minxybabie

i am here for clay dick

Anonymous

potry ples

Jack Noire

I wanna see chad's shrivelled cock fuck some clay pottery. thank you

Anonymous

Chad be kinda thicc doe

TheEdBed

You guys need to try your hand at brewing your own beers for a vid

Mason Folk

Give me pottery

Anonymous

I feel like im going to take off also give me ham

Brandon Small

Where are Chad's dance class videos?

Anonymous

Frie pussy and eat Eggs

Dan Betteridge

i will smoke crack out of your pottery

Anonymous

Man I wanna see chad put his dick in clay

Ashtyn

Finally Clay

Anonymous

I want your clay masterpieces max and chad

Anonymous

I came here to see Chad fuck clay wtf

Anonymous

Please I want the vase dude

Albert Flushington

i'm eating beans and watching cold ones patreon exclusive upload. tonight is a good night

Anonymous

I like pottery lol

Anonymous

giving chad body dysmorphia ☝️

Anonymous

clay pls good sirs 🤲

Anonymous

gimme da clay daddy

miadixie

clay now

Anonymous

CLTAT WOOF WOOF GRRRR CLAYA CLAY CLAY CLAYU CLAY BARK BARK!!!

parker

fuck vimeo lets go excercise!!!

Anonymous

I’d love a cup to drink my tea from 😂

Jlndigital

i hope Vimeo cries themselves to sleep every night.

Anonymous

I’ll build a website for you guys to host your videos. Message me.

Anonymous

vimeo suck!

LulutheBlkMg

Glad you guys are back! Maybe I could be surprised with some pottery? I could use another place to store my dice 🥺👉👈

Anonymous

Tanks boys

Anonymous

look at this little fella ---> 🥚

Poki

really wanna see chad fuck some clay 😔

Anonymous

Best bois 🤪

Marshall Blackhall

Bruh this little fella right here needs the claids (clay aids)

sondwich

patreon is beter than i expected lmao fuckin love it cheers bois good work

Lydia Cumming

lemme put my weed in ur pottery plz i will send pics

Anonymous

Do not let the person above me do that with da weed, i need a new airpod holder fr. shit be leakin

Moefuca

Both max and chad had clay on there cock on that episode

Kirachi Animu

Subbing to the Patreon was not a disappointment at all. From Chad smoking crack from Wish to soon seeing him fuck clay it's just been fun after fun after fun, keep it up fellas! My dick itchy

Anonymous

That vase lookin kinda thicc

Tom Katze

I will fill a pottery with a suspicious white powder and ingest it if allowed to posses one.

Maxwell_Edison

I like that Chad is more confident about his naked body than Max, despite Max being in better shape

Anonymous

subscribing to your patreon was the best decision ever hahaha

Ashtyn

“It’s not even that funny” “15 pound balls” *max dies laughing* Lmao you guys make me so happy

Joe
>>77538592

body dysmorphia or however the fuck you spell it

Anonymous

I want to win the clay vase chad made lol

Anonymous

Vase, want please sir

Anonymous

gimme that fucken vase

Baked Idiot

Can I PLEASE have vase with my lil fella bundle

Orc-jiit

That a whole lot of Chad ass. 10/10 gonna break my screenshot button.

Anonymous

I don't care which one it is, but PLEASE let me get one of those clay monstrosities

Anonymous

Omfg I did not expect my language to appear in this LMFAO Y'ALL it's in Armenian oh fuck I've never laughed so much thank you so much for this video y'all made my day!

BALANAR

nice

Anonymous

gimme airpod rock

Anonymous

i like that the floor says cum

Anonymous

Could i get the mug, please

Anonymous

Wish you glazed the one chad put his dick in….

sawyer !

mug?

Anonymous

I love how the alphabet floor thing says cum. Nice little detail.

Jack

look at this little fella ---> 🥚

Anonymous

Anyone know why I cant watch any of the videos besides the last three posted ones? When i click one the video it says "Private Video Sorry, you don’t have permission to watch."

Anonymous
>>77580462

check the post from 02/02/22 - Vimeo are being dicks about the bandwith

Anonymous

Little Fella

Anonymous

Where do I watch chad putting his dick in clay

ben drake

chad saying he can't always whip it out bc we'll expect it. me subscribing here because I was expecting it, and that's exactly what Santa provided.

Rocco

mug

Anonymous

Who else is still waiting to see chad fuck clay.

Anonymous

i subed for chad to clay fuck the vase

Anonymous
>>77645397

been subed for awhile, just wanna see him fuck the vase.

Anonymous

HAHA, I was checking for it too

Anonymous

are they looking for an alternative to vimeo, or does it normally just take a while to post new vids, i’m new to patreon lol and i’m askin cause i wanna see chad fuck the clay

Anonymous

cant watch anything? says private video via vimeo?

Anonymous
>>77713336

back then they uploaded extended cuts like 3-5 days later, but since vimeo fell off extended cuts can take up to 3 weeks

Anonymous

FINALLY egg

Alexander Wittich

Probably the best vid you've done in a while. I've been wheezing nonstop. Lots of love boys, never change. (at least on screen)

Anonymous

Where mug

Isak

Soil be buzzin today boys

Anonymous

when is the pottery video for patreon gunna be up? I wanna see Max fuck the clay.

Anonymous

I came here for the clay!!!

Anonymous

what the actual fuck did i just watch lmao 52:55

Anonymous

Got my cold ones little fella merch more then happy with it

Anonymous

Vimeo is fucked I can’t watch anything?!

Emily Pitarresi

yes hello I am here to win a claids mug, please send me claids

Anonymous

ym name deez

Anonymous

i want clay mug pls :P

Anonymous

It's pretty lame not being able to watch the uncensored content.

daria alkaeva

Honestly yall are so funny!! Love you C0LD ONES

Harry Herbert

can you hurry up you fags

Anonymous

24:50 Ipad cringe I'm am absolutely fucked right now off Aldi booze please help

Spud Bud

Tell Mr. MoefoeGames to upload another Paper Mario vid!!!

Laney

Pls clay mug ❤️❤️

Anonymous

Patiently waiting on vids to be reuploaded

Harry Herbert

hurry up i wanna see chad fuck the clay

Anonymous

I would love some clay shit but everyone says that so instead I will say hamburger

ThotDog

1hr 7min

Anonymous

Where’s the pottery video at boyz

Anonymous

Come on you bunch of retards. How could you not have alternative links to Patreon videos? This is the first time I ever paid for online content like this, and I probably never will again.

Pugz

pays good pizza money to watch people smoke random shit off wish, gets denied. thanks sons crying.

Sabrina Villanueva

bro my 5 bucks down the draiiiinnnnnnn RIP

Anonymous

Bro it's been like 2 weeks since the Vimeo shit I literally paid for nothing.

Anonymous

broooo 5$ is quite a fortune in my country and i paid for nothing ?!?!?

Anonymous

Oi… the Vimeo shit going I understand (though you prolly should had copies saved, idk) but wHERE TF IS MY POTTERY EXTENDED CUT

Jack Noire

did you know picasso was gay

Anonymous

I litterally never pay for online content, and this time i did and i didnt even got to see chads micropenis fucking a pot. Thats all i want boys

Anonymous

we should at least get a free month for vimeo bullshit

Anonymous

been a patron for 6 months it kind of fallen off ♥

Anonymous

These complaints wreck of privilege y’all

Anonymous

They’re actual humans not robots you can demand content from

Anonymous

We can ask for content when we pay for it bro

Anonymous

we better be getting more down the rabbit hole fellas

Anonymous

It’s five dollars not fifty this comment section is so entitled 😂

Anonymous
>>78305238

if you're cool with giving $5 to someone in return for nothing can I give you my paypal

John Smith

I paid 5 dollars, where the fuck are my Japan Vlogs???

Anonymous

They’re not giving us nothing it’s just taking a minute because they’re people not robots , they’re human beings who probably need time to figure out editing and that Vimeo bs , this whole section is so entitled it’s sad to see “fans” demanding content :/

Anonymous

If $5 is THAT important to y’all go spend it elsewhere and stop acting like you’re special

Anonymous
>>78327390

while I'm totally understanding of the issues with Vimeo and don't expect them to wave a magic wand to fix this, it's pretty poor that they continue to promote the patreon on their new videos, convincing people to sign up, only to find that there's only a handful of videos actually available. many will be pissed off that it's an issue of uploading which is still going on almost a month later, people aren't demanding brand new content, just the reupload of existing content which has been removed with no compensation or heads-up for those who have just signed up.

Anonymous
>>78327436

Big facts aint no negativity over here!!! Take that shit to markipliers channel.

sara proud

if i pledge $100 will you get rhett and link on please

Poki

i don’t care if you upload or not just show the clay cock please

Anonymous
>>78327390

At the time of posting this, ColdOnes has 20,990 patreons contributing $83,411 a month, giving an average of about $4 per patreon. Compared to The Yard, which is another patreon that I support, which has 17,410 patreons for a total of $121,921 a month, giving an average of about $7 per patreon. The fact that people are willing to pay more for The Yard is probably because of the amount of effort they put into making sure there are multiple videos going out each week, with lots of effort made to substitute content if they can't film the podcast (they did a remote podcast when they all had covid, instead of just taking the week off). They really value their viewers and want to make sure everyone is happy with the content they're receiving. I really enjoy ColdOnes content when it comes out, but in comparison, they don't give the same level of care or service to their viewers.

Anonymous
>>78398926

Read the post directly below this bro. Yes they are working on it

Anonymous

imagine complaining about 5$

JoshIsTheJuggernaut
>>78305238

Bro imagine you make $15/hr. And $700 goes to gasoline and bills every month. Now imagine that you want to support and see more of a creator that you enjoy and you give $5 every month out of the little amount you have left over and what you paid for isn't there. It's pretty disappointing. You wouldnt buy a puzzle for 10 bucks to realize only 20% of the prices are in there and not be pissed off even though it's only $10. You paid for the whole product.

Anonymous

Scott check DMs pls !

Anonymous
>>78421134

Realistically though they shouldn't be promoting the patreon until they fixed it. Or at the very least gave warning with a community post that a large chunk of the reason people became a patron in the first place had been wiped out.

Anonymous

What the fuck is up with posting on YouTube before here cunts

Andreaaa

really hope this vimeo bullshit gets resolved. I know it must be out of your control but the cold ones team is able to get a resolution soon. I'd hate to cancel my subscription :( love you guys sm <3

Anonymous

i love to pay for something every month to get nothing in return

Jacob Kerslake

Wait… how the fuck did Max keep shocking himself and Chads ass felt nothing?

Josh C

i just wanna see chad fuck the pot

Az

I bet they ain't gonna post it until March

Stephen

Man I've watched all these videos like 5 times now. I need more content 🧐

Anonymous

jesus these comments are really hateful

Anonymous
>>78606883

Yep, at one point this show was a entertaining cash grab but now it's just a cash grab, spitting out low quality content.

Anonymous
>>78421134

Holy fuck if you care about 5$ so much then dont pay for it man, it really isnt that much money, stop crying. If you're old enough to be able to pay for a patreon membership, you're also old enough to understand the difficulties they are having.

Anonymous

Boys plz reupload all of the lost Vimeo vids, you must have them saved somewhere isn't it literally as simple as reuploading them to Patreon instead?

Anonymous

I rlly hope they get the clay video out on patreon soon, this is my first time on there patreon and it’s disappointing:/ I know it’s stupid but I feel like that’s what a lot of newer ppl came to see lol.

Harry Herbert

welcome to the patreon it fucking sucks

Anonymous

I don't really understand how they can't upload the other videos? You're telling me you don't have the files and vimeo owns it?

Anonymous

Unpledged. You guys could of fixed this shit by now. Enjoy your nearly 100k this month though boys. Use it to buy Chad a set of dick weights for his micro cock.

Anonymous
>>78738053

Most likely it’s because they didn’t keep the videos saved after they uploaded them to Vimeo. So with the account shut down they don’t have access to them anymore. They’re probably in contact with the service to try and get the videos back

Anonymous
>>78421134

One thing these people don’t understand is you’re not just paying for extra content but you’re supporting the creators directly so they can continue making videos. The extra content is a small bonus you get. Cold ones videos aren’t that cheap to make, They put a lot of the money they make back into the channel. Either way people will bitch about anything if they don’t get exactly what they want even if it is something as $5. Fuck em.

Anonymous
>>78327436

It's not an entitlement or thinking we're special, i gave them my money and now i CANT spend it anywhere else. they advertised the patreon in the clay art video without mentioning this vimeo issue, same with their newest video, it was borderline trickery. They'll get the issue fixed but don't act all high and mighty because you arent willing to criticize your favorite celebrities.

Anonymous (edited)

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2022-08-14 05:04:24 Pledged. I have no idea what you people are dealing with. Enjoy the ~$75,000 this month boys! Use it to keep making millions of people laugh through these dark times. Love all you mates, and I especially love Chad’s anaconda &lt;3
2022-03-07 04:04:46 Pledged. I have no idea what you people are dealing with. Enjoy the ~$75,000 this month boys! Use it to keep making millions of people laugh through these dark times. Love all you mates, and I especially love Chad’s anaconda <3
>>78776294

Pledged. I have no idea what you people are dealing with. Enjoy the ~$75,000 this month boys! Use it to keep making millions of people laugh through these dark times. Love all you mates, and I especially love Chad’s anaconda <3

Anonymous

Useless baboons hating

Rhys

Love how people complain so fucking much, like $7 a month is a big deal for anyone... It's $7 fucking dollars, yes we all deserve an update or whatever, but stop acting like you're giving away your weekly wage...

Amber ✨
>>79516965

the fact that it's entirely voluntary as well. If you think it's no longer worth the subscription... cancel it...? Big Brain Thoughts™️

Trisha Miller

“How many times have you watched this?” Yes.

Poor

Maximum weight capacity for the Rodeo Core is 250 lbs.

Thomas Livy

Finally, GymBroFoe…

Anonymous

The mat says "meme" and "cum" anyone reading anything else??

Sable

im so fucking excited to finally see the extended version of this. THIS is my favorite cold ones video, 100%

Sable
>>94176303

im only 2 minutes in and im already in tears im gay

Imogen

Max wearing the shorts he got from the other video lol

Kappy448

i want to suck on chad's pepperonis