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Here's a tonne of stuff we had to cut and censor for YouTube, with a bunch of extra footage :) Thank you for the support <3 Max & Chad

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SoriMasn

Chad PP time Timestamp 30:34

Anonymous

Please work this time pp is about to go AMONGUS sus headout B-D

Anonymous

ayeee my deek whet

Anonymous

Its broken 😭😭😭

Anonymous

David Hasselhoff time

Anonymous

Still only getting 360p :/

Molly olly

url not found.

Anonymous

Doesn't work for me :/

Anonymous

It's brokey 🙃

Mattew Motley

So that's what an uncircumcised cock looks like.

Anonymous

Stil not worken

Anonymous

These links are more broken than cyberpunk

Anonymous

Link is broken mate

Dustin Fain

This shit is broken bruh

coldones

Working for some and not for others, I'll wait it out and we'll see if it's just Vimeo/Patreon fucking out for a second. Uploads been failing over and over again lul

Anonymous

Is everyone else only getting it in 360p or is that just me?

Anonymous

Working for me, But its only in 720p atm. It was only in 360p a minute ago so could just be taking its time

Anonymous

It's only broken for losers I've been watching max spin water mellon like bayblade

Anonymous

Up to 1080p now. Life is godd

Anonymous

Am I the only one that's seeing the "can't find video" error?

Anonymous

Is that the VHS instrumental during the Kylie Jenner challenge? Pog.

Anonymous

jesus christ its tiny

Anonymous

Who castrated him

Anonymous

If I see chads cock and bulbs on reddit front page, I would upvote

Anonymous

I wasn't ready for frozen cock chad

Jordin

i see why the assistant quit

Anonymous

what a throwback

Anonymous

Fuckers I had this on my tv, wasn't expecting the cock

Anonymous

Ayy bois why the link still broke?

Anonymous

Chads cock is an innie not out an outie

Salty

On which time does chads cock appear so I'm not going to be scarred for life

Salty

Can you post anotther one without the possible chad cock

Anonymous

Last part of the vid. You will see him naked, no cock, that is when you shut off the vid. You wont miss much, its pretty tiny.

Anonymous

Linkk brock :(

Anonymous

Thought he was gonna squat on the camera at the end, disappointed

Anonymous

i didn't realize how much i missed puking content. chad hurling got me good.

Anonymous

damn we got three pukes and a chad cock. really got my money's worth.

Anonymous

I always uh wondered what the ceiling errr looks like there.

Anonymous

nice cock

Anonymous

this was the video that made me get the patreon and i have no regrets

Virtual Boi

10/10 boiz, this was epic, thanks for the dope content cunts

Anonymous

Why the link no work for me 😭

J M

If the link doesn't work, try via browser!!! Didn't work in app for me but works perfect in browser

Joshua Grant

Was waiting for joji to come out for a Harlem shake

eclipse

didn't think it could get any smaller

Anonymous

Nice cock and balls, chad. What the fuck is that shit. It doesn't even look human. It's medically fascinating.

Anonymous

Doesn't work

Anonymous

this shit bussin

Anonymous

Link don't really work doe

Anonymous

The link doesn't work

Anonymous

I can't believe I paid £4.80 to see that tiny thing. What a disappointment 😂

Anonymous

doesnt work on mobile

Anonymous

so coomer quitted

Anonymous

watched ending im coomer now

Anonymous

Damb it dosen't work on cellular device

Andrew W.

Chad could be a body builder.

Anonymous

Aww, chad has an inny

Anonymous

10 years later and max still pukes the same

Anonymous

I'd quit if I were their assistant too.

Anonymous

Can we get a grogged ghost hunting ep with the demon that's haunting the studio

Anonymous

This is pretty based

Anonymous

You boys have me geekin 😂

Anonymous

SMOOOLL

Anonymous

linmk is bruh :(

Anonymous

first time i've seen chads cock

Molly olly

just isnt working on mobile for me. works when i get on my computer. weird. cheers to chad's pp

Anonymous

Max vomiting and Chad getting naked. Just like the old days.

Anonymous

Man, maybe its just me but I'm incredibly disappointed with the new "edited-extended" style of vids. Like porn, cold ones is best when its raw and uncut, these half hour vids leave me wondering what i missed, even if it was just chad leaving his mic on while he goes for a piss again. Hope they find somewhere else to host stuff besides vimeo.

Anonymous

Same, liked it better when the vids were like 3 hours and it was mainly just bts setting up, feels like I’m just rewatching the YouTube one n missing out on a ton of stuff

Anonymous

this is a masterpiece

Anonymous

Bruh vimeo is fucked boys

Anonymous

I felt so bad for chad.. this shit looked like an alternate universe of hell

Anonymous

The watermelon explosion was so cinematic

Anonymous

Nice clit chad

Anonymous

There is meme heaven. Then this is meme hell

Anonymous

Every time I click on it Vimeo says it's missing :(

Anonymous

Oh mother fucker the video got removed

Cripple

why not release extended versions like this as well as an uncut version? I'd be willing to pay a little bit extra to have the entire thing uncut

Maxwell_Edison

Does anyone else feel uncomfortable watching videos on Vimeo? It just feeels wrong. I hate it.

Maxwell_Edison

why does max like making fucking messes max you are so fucking messy max you are a messy fucking boy, what the fuck max.

Anonymous

Just got patreon to see chad's cock. Best 5 euro's of my life.

Anonymous

Okay but can we have the raw uncut footage 😂😂

Anonymous

also hear to see chads micro penis, did not disapoint.. im atcualy impressed.

Anonymous

came for the penis stayed for the laughs

A. Ham

Link Don't Work

Plutt_Bug

I haven't laughed this hard in ages

Pumpkin

u need a new assistant 👀

Anonymous

Chads hung like a caterpillar but i love it

Anonymous

This shit was funny af &lt;3

Anonymous

The Vimeo shit still aint working

Rowan McLoughlin

One of the top episodes on the patreon, this is the reason I pay for content like this. Keep it up boys.

Anonymous

i crave chads cock

Bone

I dont think i ever laughed this fucking hard nice cock chad

Anonymous

bruh wtf lmao

Anonymous

noooooo chads lips looks fucked, stoooppp

Anonymous

All of the videos broke

Anonymous

says the video doesn't exist when I click on it ): is vimeo broke

Anonymous

Wasn’t planning on jerking off until I saw that cocktail wiener Cock on chad. 🤤

Anonymous

It's 2:52am, this link still ain't working amd I'm still depressed

Dayne

It looks like a pig in a blanket that’s been half eaten

Ruby Soho

holy fuck lmfaoooo

Brandon Bergen

I'll be your new assistant

Anonymous

hello david hasselhauf (:

Anonymous

Leave Vimeo and give us the full vids :)

Chandler

Ice water was a lil hard to watch for me ngl hahah poor guys shaking from the vomit and cold

Anonymous

Man, Max has thrown up so much that the milk doesn't bother him at all.

Anonymous

Hasselcock

BrwnPanda8

Soooooooooo

Anonymous

Boy oh boy would i love a chance at being a assistant O.O

Anonymous

Well now we have to see it hard

Anonymous

ay sheesh bruh i do live in melbourne tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anonymous

I pay money to see chads shriveled toe cock

Prapa

So that's Chad's cock when its cold. Wonder how it looks when its erect.

raybansale

chad's weiner is a bit shy thats all 👉👈😖

Anonymous

I'm here just for the cock ;)

Zombine

he still got that pewdiepie tatoo

Anonymous

Link doesn't work for me :(

Anonymous

He's David hasselhoff 🦐

deakhan

if you dont like the content dont sub to the patreon dumbass

Anonymous

upload the uncut of the new video cunts

Anonymous

video on YT before Patron wtf cunts that's shit

Earthnutz

i fucking shit myself when the watermelon popped

Anonymous

Why does max look like Ozzy Osborne

Anonymous

thats a mean cock

Anonymous

Grower not a shower

Anonymous

David hasselhof &lt;3

Anonymous

Australia is my City &gt;3

Anonymous

Nice balls

Anonymous

Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's Son: 1:41

Anonymous

ayyyy great juevos

juwi

this is just chads onlyfans

Anonymous

yall some ogs at the 21:00 mark the VCR/Wheels instrumental starts playing. glad to see tyler's old works being used today.

Anonymous

I thought I was small holy fucking hell

Henry Blaus P

"Why does my body hurt like that" after violently puking, duuude you are getting acid reflux brotha if you dont watch out :D

Dustyegg

Nice cock

Anonymous

Nice cock

Anonymous

Nice cock

Anonymous

"I don't wanna take a toll on my body- let's take a shot"

Anonymous

But no, I literally never thought I'd see Chad's cock. Today is still not that day 😭

Anonymous

Massive 9 inch throbbing salami wow

Anonymous

i didnt realize chad has a vagene. RIP

Anonymous

didn't think id be seeing chads cock today

Anonymous

worth the 5 bucks.

Anonymous

life has been so boring id lick that blue throw up for like 5$

Anonymous

nice cock

Anonymous

Is it weird that i miss these guys vomiting?

Katharina

That's the ugliest dick I've ever seen

Sage

Wow, I learnt something about human anatomy today.

Anonymous

max ur fly is down

Anthony Castro

yo who those black kids in the back

Anonymous

Nice cock

Anonymous

All vids are saying they are unavailable :(((((

Anonymous

Bruh I need that David Hasselhoff bit man , come on

Anonymous

cant even fucking watch it since im not authorised

Anonymous

Yeah won’t let me watch:(

Anonymous

gonna mail vimeo a pipe bomb for fucking with the videos

Anonymous

in roblox :)

Anonymous

still not working bruh

Anonymous

Not working still

Peter Flodin

not working for me and it says unlocked

Peter Flodin

bruh patreon kina shit if i cant actually watch anything

Keith Riessen

NO PERMISSION BULLSHIT

Anonymous

Still not working :/