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wishing Yennefer a very merry fuck everybody

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john segun doe

Im first lol. For the first time

Sera

Our humble barb has arrived

Anonymous

i ran over here as soon as i got the notif lol

Adrian Neal

Felt that description

Anonymous

the way I rushed here when I got the notif can't wait to watch your reaction

MaybeNextTime

We eating tonight, bois. Cobra Kai, the Witcher and Peacemaker 😎😎

Teyon Alexander

Pretty sure Yen killed those two bullies when she portalled considering how magic works here.

rickie woodson

damn, the drops! 3 cobra kai, witcher AND peacemaker. starting with peacemaker, ending with witcher. yennifer is my girl and cant wait til you see her character progression. BOSS BITCH!

rickie woodson

didnt she just pull it from the earth/plants? ill look closer when i rewatch it but they always showed flowers dying when she used her magic so i just figured thats where she drew the "chaos" from

Quintin

Lmao Lupa with that Mandalorian theme 😂

Anonymous

Is cobra Kai that good? Bc I’ve been on the fence about it

Teyon Alexander

Roshi was right. The scene with the elves and Geralt was before the fight that kids brother died in. The fight happened after Geralt convinced them to fight back.

Wrëck

I’m sure my boi can beat her back in 💀💀💀

Anonymous

I'm so happy yall decided to watch this show

Anonymous

Search for "witcher" in the search bar or click the "The Witcher" tag below this video's description. Should show up after doing that. Edit: The search bar doesn't bring it up for me, but clicking on the tag does.

rickie woodson

i ship istredd and yennifer. and not just because i imagine myself as yennifer.............but also that. BROTHER IS FINE!

Anonymous

Every scene you see Geralt in this season. It's all before Cirilla story and the attack on Cintra. Just know Geralt and also Yennefer is before and Cirilla is current. It will all start making more sense down the line.

rickie woodson

witcher: assimilate. elf king: fuck that shit. me: destroy all humans

SomeStupidGoat

Please watch the Witcher Nightmare of the Wolf animated movie on netflix as well. I recommend watching it between season 1 and 2 as if provides some cool background on one of the characters in season 2. Also its an incredible movie on its own merits

Anonymous

"Homie can't communicate" I'm pissed nobody caught that

Smash Bran'Discootch

LMFAO Bruh Roshi he didn't literally mean "you're a virgin" as in she's never had sex before. He wasn't reading her mind right there and arbitrarily happening to read that she hasn't had sex. He literally meant "Oh, this is your first time ever doing magic" and she just misinterpreted it and slapped him because she didn't realize that she'd just used magic lmfao

Nardoc

I didn't really get the eel part either. Its really weird and wasn't in the books. I dont think it was in the games either? Maybe a show only addition?

Martín A. G.

Roshi had a good catch. The decision that Geralt did, to tell the elves to fight back, was before and created those consequences

UI

I just realized while watching this episode, it’s Geralt’s fault that Cintra got attacked. Since what happened to him was before the attack of Cintra, he was the one that gave filafandral the idea to back and regroup in order to become stronger and attack the humans. I don’t think this is a spoiler cause you guys know that that was before the attack.

JsnSkg

Lmao I see what you did there Roshi... "Homi(e) Can't Communicate" XD

Anonymous

The timelines are running like this Yennefer>Geralt>Ciri. The most current timeline is Ciri's, however all of the information in Geralt and Yennefer's timeline is also important. As the show goes on it'll start to make more sense. :)

JsnSkg

Ah, the goated song arrives.... instant classic.

Anonymous

lol as someone who also played ... >.>.. most of the 3rd Witcher game..... Lupas reaction to seeing yenn was spot on. WHO DIS???

The Pebble

Wow, they saw Yen and instantly had the same reaction assholes back then would, "EWWW", fuck you Lupa xD

Slicewinds

forgot to comment this last episode but uh fck stragebor prolly slaughtered his name lol

stanley drury anderson jr

Yennefer is the best character in this show bro I swear I believe her acting more than anybody else

Asante Upshur-Benson

Finally the song episode. In case y’all wanted to hear Toss a Coin to Your Witcher again, it’s on Spotify & AM lol

Gennadiy Mishiev

You know I'm kind of mad someone told you about time differences before you started watching this. When you watch this on your own, and things dont make sense, and then when you realize it yourself, is the best feeling. Whoever told you is trash, they partially spoiled the show for you.

Kermit

Damn, Lupa really want to see someone use an Axii spell. Doesn't matter if it's a witcher or witch anymore, lol.

matthew perry

they sounded grateful for the clarification, some people benefit from a little bit of help parsing through all the info the witcher throws at you.

Anas Ghadfi

ay Lupa man nobody is even supposed to be black in the books so blame hollywood for their hypocrisy bullshit

LeFlaneur

I'm 50/50 on the timeline spoilers. Personally I like the disjointed timeline, for the most part its a fun and effective way to structure and condense multiple story beats that span over a long period of time. However, I feel for most people, nonlinear narrative are more trouble than they are worth, and it might even put them off from the show if it's not explained beforehand. Anyway, they already know, not much that can be done at this point.

LeFlaneur

More like Sapkowski never really put much thought into it (and a few other things honestly), but considering the story is taking place in a post-apocalyptical distant future, the choice feels appropriate. It's funny that out of all the things to get mad at this adaptation for, this is what gets some people heated.

LeFlaneur

Nightmare of the Wolf reaction confirmed before season 2?

Eliana

I think they got turned into conduits because they could not control their chaos and if she let them ascend, well it wouldn’t be good based off of what she told Yennefer.

Skebaba

Sorcerers/Sorceresses DON'T rly use simple cantrips like the Signs that witchers use (they only use those cuz the fuckers are fast af to cast in combat, and they don't rly have true magic affinity for anything more complex than the basic 5 or so cantrips that are hand signs + will, essentially)

Tim Drake

Homie can’t communicate I’m dead asf

brandon rawlerson

started this show after you guys aired the first episode. Binged both seasons in 48 hrs. This show is a banger and i think yenaffer is the best fleshed-out character in the show

Anonymous

Timeline hint in episode 2 : In Ciri’s scenes Filavandrel just led an uprising to *claim* Cintran land. In Geralt’s scenes Filavandrel has just been *forced out* of another land.

Real Kest

Was lupa doing the mandalorian intro with his humming 🤣

Cody Braim

Toss a Coin fuckin slaps, Jaskier is that dude

Rosie

Jaskier/ Dandelion has always been my favorite character in the Witcher series

mkFerg24

😂🤣 That "Virgin" thing was in reference to her Magic

RavinFox .

3 marks, final offer. Jk, I love you guys. Lawd, if I made this comment yesterday... But seriously, 10 marks a month just to watch you guys have fun is already a blast. Thanks for picking up this show!

Anonymous

Equivalent exchange, hope we hear more of that once the manga gets an anime

These Plums

Bro y'all have to actually listen to what they're saying. You talk over the explanation then ask "why?" later

Malique

Bro gotta take them elf ears off walking around smelling like a bottle of rotten zucchini

Zach Saltou

I'm actually mad that nobody reacted to "Homie can't communicate." Lmao

Vin

It is a song, when this episode aired on Netflix I saw it on Spotify some days later

Ranginald Vagel

This is the worst teaching I’ve ever seen. No demonstrations, only the bare minimum explanation, lesson plans are seemingly random, shit is one step below a bird kicking the baby out of the nest to make it fly, Tissaia sucks at her job fr

Drake Rage

I haven't finished watching the episode yet, but I have to say that I am proud of Roshi. He has been coming through clutch with picking up things in shows in recent times (not just with this show but other shows as well), like when Yennifer tried to eat the flower to cast the spell and Roshi remembered it was from when she saw that other dude eat one before opening a portal. Sheera meanwhile COMPLETELY getting clapped, almost gibberish comments since they make no sense, and looking at a creature with HORNS and calling it an Elf; Jesus, RIP Sheera's Brain. Again, I have to say I am happy to see Roshi picking up the slack cause the other two seem to be done. It will suck if nobody makes connections and remembers what is going on in the shows. Sheera used to be clutch with the emotions and making connections, hope to see her get back with it. (Definitely not the mindless "predictions" and dick jokes, but actual, thoughtful inputs and reactions, Lol.) Also, my man Lupa out here spoiling and "explaining" things not even in the show yet, but not understanding 4 Marks is LESS than 10 Marks. He even acknowledged that the pig was 10 Marks then probably completely zoned out when Yennifer's Dad sold her for 4 Marks...