"Hey, wanna have some FUN?" (Patreon)

This is the strangest Double Mint gum commercial I've ever seen, but I think it works!

Wonderful commission for the long suffering and patient anakletos of a well endowed mamba fella falling for the oldest trick in the book. Silly snake dude, when a fox says she PROMISES to take BOTH of your dicks at once, you HAVE to consider the phrasing!