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Beth: I can't believe the watch worked that well!

You: Honestly, me too. The guard even deleted the video footage for us.

Beth: The teller was nice. We'll have to give this place five stars for service.

You: Great idea. Maybe don't mention how we robbed the place though.

Beth: I guess I didn't need this gun after all.

You: What the hell! Where did you get that?

Beth: This is my big girl. The one I keep in my purse is a bit smaller.

You: Is it even loaded?

Beth: You tell me.

You: Whoa! Don't be pointing that thing at me!

Beth: Relax. Let's see if the safe code she gave us works.

You enter the code into the keypad and...

The door opens dramatically, revealing a vault full of cash and gold bars.

You: Holy shit.

Beth: Whoa! This is better than I expected. Take a picture of me posing with all this gold!

You: Maybe we should do this back at your place.

Beth: Shut up and take the picture.

You: Alright, hurry up-

Beth: Another!

You: I'm not sure if I'm liking this new side of you...

Beth: Come on. No one is coming for us.

You: That's no reason to risk it.

Beth: You and I both know the watch took care of them.

You: I've never used it for something like this.

Beth: All this gold... I need you. Now!

You: We don't have time, woman. There is more here than we can possibly carry. Let's load up what we can, and-

Beth: Right here. Right now!

You: Beth.

She uses a pile of gold to prop herself on as she bends over.

Beth: Ready!

You: Where's your underwear?

To be continued...

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