Bebe Rexha: Blue and Feeling Alright (Patreon)

Even Wonka's hired entertainment didn't make it out of the tour in one piece!

A comm of singer Bebe Rexha, leaving her gig at the factory tour with as much grace as possible given her unfortunate state. She really shouldn't have borrowed some gum before going on. The paparazzi watched in shock as she slowly waddled out the front door towards the gates, putting one heavy leg in front of the other in a increasingly failing attempt to strut her curvaceous figure for the press. Her leotard stretching and undulating as the juice in her continuously wobbled and sloshed with each step. Her belly and waist kept pressing out more and more, threatening to tear her red sequined belt with each step. She'd probably sue once she made it back to her agent, but given the speed she's growing at, I have a feeling she'll need to turn back around and waddle her way to the juicing room while she has time!