Big Dick Tax (Patreon)

I had no idea that you had such a huge cock hidden in your pants!! I have something to tell you, though, women hate dicks that big! There is actually a list that the council makes, warning women of which men are abnormally big and who should be paying the big dick tax! I’m really not sure how you made it this long without being reported for not paying. I’m also going to make sure all the women I know are aware that you have that monster!