SPH Therapy Session (Patreon)

I’m glad to see you here again for our weekly therapy session, now let me know how things are going in your life. Oh…. your latest girlfriend broke up with you? Would you like to talk about that? Wow, she blamed your sexual abilities and penis size just like your previous girlfriends have? I think at this point we need to do some special therapy sessions and get you to finally accept that you are the problem here. I am going to have to condition you, so repeat after me. Your penis is small. You can’t satisfy a woman sexually. I want you to accept this and start to use these phrases when you meditate to realize that your life is going to change now!