Still in the Middle Stall (Patreon)

And here's the second part of my endeavor to write way more ideas than I should! The next installment will likely be last and will arrive sometime next week. For those of you interested in such things. Also because this one is a sequel to an older story I wrote here's a link to that first chapter! 

Jogging through the nearly empty park Eloise savored the chilly spring air and the near total solitude of her morning ritual. Completely alone with her thoughts the Canadian born, California living woman relished the peaceful start to her day. Especially considering how much more hectic things would soon get. About three months ago her personal haven of debauchery and lewdness had finally accrued enough rumors and gossip from the busybody townsfolk for the park rangers to step in and check out the place for themselves. Naturally they'd discovered the gloryholes immediately and new stalls had been ordered. But not before one enterprising and rather clever ranger had approached Eloise about a deal. Like anyone else with basic deductive skills he'd figured out why she frequented that particular bathroom and had come seeking a slice of the metaphorical pie. What he hadn't anticipated was the rest of his coworkers finding out about the deal that'd been struck. In fact within two days the entire department was aware of what had transpired and suddenly Mrs. Martin-Miller went from a weekly liaison with an eager young man to a single, marathon 'meeting' with the entire department. No matter what they called it or how it was scheduled just about everyone around knew what really went on in there but nobody bothered to question it. After all, what else could one expect from an obviously French woman? Many in Litten City were just happy she didn't walk around naked trying to seduce every man she happened across. Many genuinely expected her to. 

So just as she'd done every Friday for ten weeks and counting Eloise finished her jog and made her way to the now infamous bathroom. Wearing the same gray yoga pants, white tank top, and black sports bra she often favored, along with a weather beaten pair of sneakers, she looked every bit the sultry bombshell many knew her as. Especially to those attracted to taller, more broadly framed yet undeniably buxom women. Having worked off most of the baby weight she'd gained during her pregnancy she was much more lean and athletic than before, albeit with the same wide hips and voluptuous bosom that'd earned the eye of so many men. There was even a noticeable tone to her arms and legs that matched her tight, heart shaped ass and gave her a more lean appearance that complimented her stern looking face. Although she'd cut her hair considerably shorter it was still long enough to fashion into a golden braid that left her strong yet feminine countenance free of any errant strands. Her lips were still possessed of that same wide, plump shape that betrayed an inner joy rarely shared by her peers in the much the same way as her sparkling blue green eyes. Only her broader than average shoulders and notable height set her apart from many of the other housewives in town, though the subtle hints of tan darkening her alabaster skin was beginning to add an exotic, by Litten City standards, flair to her gorgeous appearance.

Looking over the filthy bathroom that'd become her own private Xanadu she smiled at all the memories of time spent with Auggie, Chris, and Juan. Although she still saw them on occasion college and other commitments prevented them from playing with her as often as she'd liked and finding new boytoys to love hadn't been easy. Were it not for the rangers and their 'meetings' she might've turned to the internet for companionship. Thankfully they managed to keep her satisfied for the time being and make the sporadic yet wonderful visits from her boys even more amazing as a result. She strolled into the center of the decrepit little building and bit her lower lip. Normally she hated arriving early but under the circumstances it was actually preferable. Trying to push her way past a dozen men all eager to get their dicks wet wasn't the easiest thing to do in such a cramped space. But since she'd arrived a few minutes early Eloise had all the time in the world to remove her yoga pants and sports bra, hanging both over the side of one of the stalls. Left wearing only a tiny little thong that showed off more than it concealed along with a tank top that barely contained the landslide of soft flesh that was her tits she sauntered into the middle stall and sat down on her throne. The sound of golf carts, eager footsteps, and hushed voices filtered in through the cracked windows and within a minute horny rangers started to fill the bathroom.

“Good morning gentlemen!” Eloise called out in her charming French accent. Rising from her seat to approach the entrance to the stall she struck a seductive pose for her business partners, “It's wonderful to see you!”

Half a dozen grinning, lascivious expressions greeted her words as the first batch of city employees looked her up and down. Despite having seen her naked body many times over it was still a treat each and every time they had the chance.  More continued to filter in as those not even working that day arrived dressed in their uniforms. At her insistence. Only after all twelve were accounted for and everyone had taken their turn ogling her shapely form did Eloise retreat back into the stall. It most certainly would have been easier for all of them to fuck her in the open part of the bathroom or even out in the woods around the park but that just wasn't as fun. It lacked the perversity and lewdness of them all running a train on her tight body while the rest waited for their turn. Or enjoyed the gloryholes that'd become something of a trademark for her. Less than five seconds after she was back on her seat the first of the rangers had stepped into the stall after her. Just as she'd done for Auggie, Chris, and Juan hundreds of times before she threw up her legs and pressed her sneaker clad feet against the walls on either side. Her first liaison of the morning immediately whipped out his cock, a respectable six inch length of rock hard meat, and approached her. Eloise offered a loud, entirely genuine moan as he drew near and a much more passionate whimper as her panties were yanked aside to reveal the freshly shave and sopping wet folds of her glistening pink cunt.

The senior ranger admired her dripping folds for a few seconds, no doubt enjoying how perfectly plump and unspoiled they looked, before shoving his dick inside her with a rather unceremonious grunt. Eloise moaned as he slid balls deep into her pussy and the atmosphere in the bathroom subtly shifted. Where once it'd been apprehensive but eager now it was a powder keg of lust just waiting to explode. Since he was, for all intents and purposes, the boss of every other ranger present the man currently enjoying her slit had the honor of going first. It was an honor he enjoyed every single time they met. Usually by thrusting as fast and as hard as he possibly could while grabbing two handfuls of her milky tits. Optionally with a lot of grunting and a wet chorus of colliding flesh to back up his little display of dominance. After him the second in command would step up for a chance at her tight cunt, followed by the man directly below him. They'd work their way down the chain of command until everyone had their fill with all the superiors enjoying her soft folds long before their subordinates. The only way any of the grunts could experience Eloise's body before the others was to make use of the gloryholes that'd started this whole affair. Naturally they did so without question and barely ten seconds after the chief ranger had started two thick cocks appeared on either side of the French milf.

Turning her attention to the newcomers Eloise grabbed their shafts with another eager moan. Both were considerably larger than their leader but she did her best not to make to big a fuss out of that. Just about everyone there knew she was a size queen through and through but there was no need to remind them of that during the meeting. The reflexive tightening of her pussy and the uncontrollable way she quivered upon touching those girthy rods was evidence enough. She wasted no time stroking both dicks like it was her sole purpose in life. In no time at all her fingers were coated in precum and she happily smeared it across each prick to make sure they were good and coated. Not only so she could work her hands faster than ever along their lengths but also so she'd have something even more tasty than the flavor of sweaty cock to enjoy. After giving the senior ranger a sultry smile to make sure he still felt somehow special she turned her head and wrapped her lips around the shaft on her right. Like it was nothing at all she swallowed up all eight inches in a single push and her efforts were greeted with a pleasured groan. Eloise held herself there for a few moments before pulling back and doing the same with the other dick, spit dripping down her chin and pooling on her jiggling breasts.

Back and forth she went between the two men all while her pussy was given a nice, rough treatment by another man. Had it gone on longer she might've enjoyed it enough to actually cum but sadly the older and more experienced ranger lacked the stamina to see that through. In just under three minutes he was sweating and groaning louder than ever as his face turned red and his whole body seized. Knowing he was about to finish Eloise pulled herself off the cock she'd been sucking with a wet pop and moaned encouragements to him. Disappointing as it was to have him finish so quickly there was no denying the sudden frenzy that always marked the end of his endurance was quite a treat in it's own right. His dick slammed into her for a few seconds of toe curling bliss before the entire thing was shoved inside her pussy one final time. Cum exploded from the tip while he looked like he was having a heart attack, his eyes rolling back in his head and his whole body twitching. For her part Eloise put on a little show of her own, partly to encourage everyone else and partly out of sincere enjoyment. Getting blasted with a fresh load of cum never failed to make her tremble and it was rather easy to translate that into a vulgar outburst for everyone present.

“Oh fuck!” She gasped, “Oh fuck your cum feels so good! Please fill up my greedy little pussy! Oh my God don't stop filling me up! Oh Gooooooood!”

Although she couldn't see the reactions of those beyond her stall she could certainly tell how much the three men enjoying her body liked her exclamations. The two comfortably nestled in her hands twitched like mad as precum oozed from their tips in thick beads while the man busting his nut inside her cunt let out a gruff laugh. Thrusting a few more times as the last of his spunk trickled out he slowly withdrew his dick and stopped to admire the sight of her freshly fucked slit and the little dribble of semen now oozing from it. Once he was finished he called out to his number two and retreated while Eloise went back to sucking off the two men on either side of her. A few seconds later the second man up to bat appeared with his dick already out and and eager grin on his face. He wasted no time sliding into her sex and thrusting away, his hands holding onto her waist for dear life as he did so. She moaned around the prick in her throat, delighted by just how thick her second companion was. What he lacked in length he made up for in width and it was a thrill to feel her inner walls stretched to accommodate the new shaft eagerly sliding in and out of her hole. With the formality of the first creampie officially taken care of everyone, including Eloise herself, was free to simply enjoy the sweat, ball slapping fun of a good old fashioned gangbang. The trio currently making use of her body did so with unbridled enthusiasm while their lovely little cum dump served them all to the best of her considerable abilities.

Easily settling into the same rhythm she'd enjoyed every other time this happened Eloise worshiped the cocks on either side of her as her third companion had his way with her pussy. A rather unique but thoroughly enjoyable quirk of the pecking order they fucked her in meant that towards the beginning of the meeting she'd get flooded with copious amounts of spunk in a short time. Thanks entirely to the libidos of the older men and their inability to last she'd get plenty of fresh jizz to satisfy her unspoken fetish while building up a nice, passionate craving for the harder and longer bouts of madcap fucking that only younger lovers could really provide. Never was this more apparent than when the second ranger blew his load only a few minutes after the first while the pair making use of the gloryholes were still primed and ready to go. Despite how passionately Eloise slobbered over their dicks. With another chorus of moans, feverishly colliding body parts, and copious amounts of jizz her pussy was basted in yet another creamy load. Unlike his superior the second worker continued to thrust the entire time he climaxed and even for a few seconds afterwards as the tightness of her cunt all but begged him to keep going as long as possible. Eventually he did pull out and upon doing so jizz immediately dripped from her slit to form what would surely be a magnificent puddle on the floor. But before too much could leak out a third man stepped up and stuffed her aching hole.

Soon after he really started giving it to her in earnest Eloise felt the telltale throbbing and heard those adorably passionate groans she lived for. Knowing what was about to happen before the boys flanking her announced it she moaned and stroked their cocks with all the eagerness they'd come to know her for. Back and forth her lips moved as she kissed their heads and coaxed out the biggest, creamiest loads they could possible give her all while her body bounced and shook from the force of the decently sized prick slamming away at her gooey snatch. This lasted almost a full minute with her trembling, almost completely naked body absolutely rife with shivers of arousal as she waited for the big show. Few things made her more horny than coaxing men to cum on her and getting two of them to do it in unison was twice the fun. No matter how many times she enjoyed the experience it just wasn't enough. So when both men started to gasp and thick, ropey strands of cum erupted from the tips it was heaven on earth for Eloise. Deliberately aiming those first jets right at her face she closed her eyes, opened her mouth, and moaned with unabashed lust as semen streaked across her crimson features. It started soaking into her skin almost immediately with no small amount pooling into her hair thanks to the angle of her up turned head. After making sure her face was nice and glazed she directed the rest of their spunk towards her heaving breasts. Even if they couldn't properly coat her tits they could at least get the ball rolling for whoever arrived next. And give her plenty of semen to enjoy in the process. The pungent aroma was already filling her nostrils so completely she felt almost suffocated by it. 

The man fucking her pussy watched the display with a suitably amazed look. It was his first time seeing for himself just how much she enjoyed a good facial and after ten seconds of watching her do everything but smear the spunk across her skin he couldn't have been more erect. Unfortunately his lack of experience also translated into a rather obvious lack of control. For about thirty wonderful, ball slapping seconds he really gave it to Eloise as the sheer frenzy of the moment overtook him. He slammed into her pussy like a prison convict fresh out of the big house and she was left to squeal like a madwoman in the wake of his fury. Caught off guard by the sudden display she held on for dear life, her hands slipping through the gloryholes on either side. The repeated and unrelenting impacts of his cock sent shock waves through her entire body and it wasn't long before the walls themselves were rattling on their hinges. If he'd been able to keep it up he might've succeeded in knocking them down completely while at the same time wracking Eloise with a nice, wet orgasm of her won. Even in the half a minute he did manage he brought her so perilously close she was genuinely disappointed when he stopped to drain his balls inside her. Although she still moaned at the warm sensation of more semen flooding her womb it was tempered by a small amount of dissatisfaction. Perhaps knowing he'd let her down the ranger pulled out and stepped away so quickly she barely had time to notice his departure before another had stepped up and shoved his cock inside her now completely sloppy pussy.

“Oh fuck I'm gonna cum!” She cried out as her newest partner started off with the same speed and power the last had ended with, “You're gonna make me cum—Oh God please don't stop!”

Whether by happenstance or design nobody else decided to make use of the gloryholes Eloise was so desperately holding on to which left her free to enjoy the climax washing over her in all it's breathtaking wonder. Crying out loud enough to make many of the rangers wince and send her voice echoing throughout the park she was utterly and completely consumed by an ecstasy only the heights of depravity could grant. Waves of pleasure crashed down on her, each one hastened or accentuated by the cock pounding away at the source of each explosion. Though she went completely stiff at first after a few seconds of paralyzation she was reduced to a quivering mass of barely connected limbs and burning nerves. All but slumped against the toilet upon which she was perched Eloise continued to scream out for nearly a full minute. A considerable amount of juices seeped from her pussy with the constant thrusting of her partner sending most of them splashing all across the stall but the bulk of her enjoyment was internal with only those peeking over to watch her spasms, along with the man loosely responsible, getting to truly witness what it was like for a woman to experience true sexual bliss.

So great was her initial burst she didn't even notice or feel the man inside her cum at some point. Some part of her noticed the added rush of cum inside her overflowing womb but it was like pouring a bucket of water into the ocean and expecting to see a difference. Only when he'd pulled out completely and all the semen dumped inside her was free to leak from the slackened hole that was her pussy did she realize what had happened. But just like every other time her pussy was free it only took a few seconds for someone to arrive and fill the gap. Like his predecessor the new ranger happily started thrusting like his life depended on it. Wasting no time really giving it to her he pounded away like crazy while Eloise simply whimpered at the aftershocks assaulting her quivering from. She felt him grab her legs and hoist them into the air, not even realizing they'd fallen from their perch at some point. Much like she hadn't noticed the presence of two more men in the stalls to her right and left. They'd patiently waited to push their cocks through until her hands were no longer blocking the holes. Something that still hadn't happened and didn't look to be changing any time soon as she struggled and failed to recover from the haze that was her new normal.

Once the fifth older ranger had his turn and emptied his balls into her cum soaked hole a subtle but unmistakable shift took place. The man that followed was considerably younger than his superiors and when he started fucked her Eloise could tell he would mark the turning point. She probably would have recognized his face or general appearance given that they always went in the same order but not once in the ten times they'd done this had she been lucid enough for such a thing by the time he came around. It never failed that she'd cum at least once, or on one memorable occasion thrice, and was left in a lust fueled stupor for the remainder of the meeting. Her brain was only dimly aware of the fact that her newest companion managed to keep up a pace that the others had been unable to match. That combined with his rather nicely sized cock sent a nice, steady stream of pleasure coursing through her overloaded body and all but ensured her instincts noticed the shift even while her mind couldn't. Appropriately her moans took on a much louder and higher pitch as she was subjected to all the pleasure of a womb full of spunk along with the eager passion of a younger and more hungry partner. And when two more cocks emerged from the gloryholes seeking her talents while they waited she latched onto them the way a drowning person might latch onto a life preserver. Sucking, stroking, and licking them with all her waning energy she couldn't believe how easily she'd stumbled into this arrangement and how comical it was that many of the rangers were under the impression they were taking advantage of her!

If it'd been easy to settle into a comfortable back and forth before it was so laughably easy by that point Eloise didn't even have to try. Time simply melted into nothing while she was fucked for what seemed like hours on end. All while happily servicing two thick members until they couldn't take it another moment. Right around the time her main partner was gearing up for a nice, messy release her two gloryhole aficionados were experiencing much the same thing. All three were about ready to completely baste her in cum and she had no earthly idea how long they'd lasted, beyond the knowledge that it'd absolutely decimated the records of those that came before. So with plenty of hoarse moans and a plethora of half formed dirty talk she coaxed them into releasing all that they had to give. With her pussy already overflowing even with a fat dick inside it she desperately wanted to replace the cum she was losing. Had it been an option she probably would've made all three of them cum inside her. But since that wasn't an option she gladly settled for adding a wet layer of semen to drying first coat still covering her face and breasts. Only this time she switched up her focus to give the latter more attention and the former the leftovers. Of course her greedy little cunt still got to enjoy the full brunt of a virile male's ejaculation.

Three different streams of cum blasted her almost in unison, the two sources spraying across her tits arriving only a split second before the one surging into her pussy. A medley of groans and grunts accompanied the wonderfully synchronized climaxes and Eloise definitely made her enjoyment known to the best of her ability. More or less beyond words by that point she simply cried out whatever jumbled mess of syllables she could as her ankles wrapped around the man she shared her stall with. As her hands furious stroked the cocks on either side and sent their loads splashing all across her body she stared directly at the guy in front of her. Offering a clouded, half lidded stare of sheer delight she made sure he understood just how much she enjoyed having him balls deep in her pussy and adding his own little taste of pleasure to her jizz repository of a body. From the way he held her gaze and the manner in which his dick swelled she could tell he appreciated the attention being given to him. Almost as much as his companions appreciated her ability to multitask as she guided their dicks higher and soaked her semen dripping countenance in more warm loads. In a fit of greedy pique she opened her mouth as wide as she could and let their cum launch directly between her lips where it was eagerly swallowed up. She might have had breakfast already but a little extra protein was exactly what she craved most after a good workout. 

The rest of the meeting was spent enjoying the handful of repeat customers that always came back around for another turn. Typically it was the younger rangers that couldn't wait their turn and had resorted to a gloryhole based release but occasionally even the fellows that'd already had a taste of Eloise's pussy came back for seconds. Once or twice the older ones had come back for another round as well, though it was quite rare for any of them to bother after getting their fill the first time. But regardless of how many actually chose to hang around she was delighted to greet, fuck, suck, and pleasure all of them in turn. Sometimes she even recognized the repeats and gave them a little extra reward for their stamina. Usually through an extra sloppy blowjob or the kind of dirty talk and grinding that most men had to pay top dollar for. As twelve turned into a number closer to twenty she basked in every throb of their dicks, every droplet of cum, and every eager moan as her body was used the way a teenager might use an old sock. Of course no matter how eager or horny the men were no amount of sex, blowjobs, and general sluttiness could overcome basic human nature. Eventually fatigue started to set in and her seemingly endless cadre of warm cocks to enjoy lessened. One by one the men were forced to retreat and leave her with an ever dwindling source of pleasure. Soon enough she was along with the last, eager newbie furiously thrusting away. He had the pleasure of earning every bit of her considerable enthusiasm but this unfortunately all but ensured he wouldn't last anywhere near as long as she wanted.

As the last cock emerged from her thoroughly wrecked and utterly cum soaked pussy the blushing ranger it belonged to stepped back and hurriedly tucked his member back into his pants. Smiling at Eloise for a moment he tipped his hat and thanked her in a quavering voice. She responded by flowing him a cum drenched kiss and his blush only deepened. While her final lover returned to his duties she remained on her throne basking in the utter contentment than only an hour long gangbang could bring about. So much spunk was oozing out of her pussy she felt like a human eclair. Even the slightest spasm or shiver from her pleasure wracked form would send another gooey deluge splashing onto the massive puddle spilling across the floor. Often arriving with a wet, echoing plop the jizz spurted out of her as surely as it'd been sprayed into her and she couldn't help but revel in it. Almost as much as she reveled in all the warm loads that'd been dumped across her face, tits, and hair. Feeling those creamy streaks of man juice slowly drying against her body was simply wonderful. It would make the 'walk of shame' back to her car even more pleasurable than it already was. Something about the looks of realization on people's faces as they noticed her disheveled appearance and where she'd come from turned her on like few things could. So much so she found herself standing up long before her legs were ready to support her.

She let out a little laugh as the semen that somehow always managed to make it's way into her sneakers let out an echoing squish. A moment later her knees buckled and she nearly fell over as the sudden effort of standing after being fucked like a cheap whore took it's toll. Leaning heavily against the wall with one hand pressed against her gooey slit to keep any more spunk from seeping out Eloise fumbled with her yoga pants and sports bra. Though both had escaped the mssy, no holds barred fuckfest up to that point they were about to be baptized in the fruits of her labors like the rest of her body. Starting with her bra first she peeled off the sticky mess that was her tank top and slid back into the form fitting sports wear that usually kept her massive tits in check while she worked out. Almost instantly the black fabric was soaked through by the loads that'd been dumped all over her chest, the smell somehow only growing as the fabric absorbed enough jizz to knock up several women. Once she'd pulled back on her top it was time to handle her yoga pants.

Not wanting to let all the warm semen still filling up her pussy to go to waste Eloise sat back down on the toilet and set about pulling on her leggings. All while still keeping one hand firmly covering her sodden excuse for a vagina. Thanks to the stretched and skimpy nature of her thong she couldn't even rely on that to pick up some of the slack and the laborious process of getting back into her yoga pants took several minutes. The results were well worth the effort however. As soon as she stood up all that jizz flooding her cunt gushed out of the slack, quivering hole in which it'd been dumped. In less than two shaky steps out of the stall her inner thighs were absolutely coated with a mix of cum and pussy juice. With the dark stain gradually spreading further and further across her leggings as cum dripped down to the very edges of fabric around her calves Eloise felt every bit as slutty as she looked. Perhaps even more so. Especially when the sheer quantity of it caused little streams of jizz to trickle out of her yoga pants entirely and pool in her already overloaded shoes.

“Oh fuck!” She moaned, forced to stop and lean against a sink as a small but powerful orgasm lanced through her, “Ohhhhhhhh fuck!”

Gripping the filthy porcelain until her knuckles turned white she sank to her knees and rested her head against the lip of the sink. Moaning and gyrating as cum and pussy juice squirted out of her in even greater quantities Eloise quietly hoped some curious stranger would walk in at that moment. Maybe they'd shove their cock down her throat or bury it in her mostly untouched asshole while she begged them to stop. Told them she could handle it even as her body ached for their attention. But sadly nobody was around to fulfill that desire and after a few seconds the sharpest peaks of her sexual gratification passed and she was able to stand up up again. Upon doing so she looked at herself in the cracked, graffiti covered mirror. What little of herself she could see looked like an absolute mess. Had she been wearing any makeup it would've no doubt been smeared all across her face by the amount of jizz that'd already done so. Giving her reflection a tawdry smile she pushed herself away from the sink and shuffled out of the bathroom. 

It felt oddly thrilling to emerge from a place with such lurid reputation looking like she'd just walked off a porn set. It was even more thrilling to see people slowly filtering into the park now that the sun was out in full and the weather was getting noticeably warmer. None of them were close enough to properly register how sloppy and unkempt Eloise was but they could certainly spot it the moment she approached. With every clumsy step she took towards the parking lot more and more strangers got to see the not so hidden inner slut she kept barely under wraps. Able to smell the bitter odor of cum, pussy, and sex clouding the air around her more than a few visibly recoiled as she approached and stared with open mouthed amazement as she passed. The men watched with wide eyes and even wider smiles while the woman looked on in disgust. Some had the barest hints of jealousy etched into the features and the rest simply offered judgmental looks. She met every single glance and stare with the same lewd smile and even made lingering eye contact with the more revulsion filled expressions. In the handful of minutes it took to reach her car she passed by at least a dozen people and she could still feel every single one of them staring as she climbed inside her sporty little hatchback.

Eloise pushed the button to start her car and shivered as the pungent smell of her own body filled the relatively small space. Her husband had no idea why she needed to have the interior rewashed as often as she did and the fact that he still hadn't caught on was thrilling all in it's own right. Part of her did feel a touch guilty about her rampant cheating and general sluttiness but the feeling always passed. Her husband was no saint and she knew beyond a shadow of a doubt he wasn't faithful either. It was almost like an unspoken agreement between them even if he had zero comprehension of just how promiscuous and vulgar she could be. If he did he probably wouldn't be fucking his barely legal secretary. But there was no denying his hot little English crumpet was a beauty. In fact more than once Eloise had fantasized about her while alone with the shower head. Perhaps after cleaning herself off she'd swing by her husband's work and pay Miss Clearwater a visit. The last time they'd been alone the pretty little thing had seemed quite receptive to her advances.

“It's hardly cheating if we're fucking the same woman,” Eloise thought to herself as she buckled her seat belt and pulled out of the park, “I should definitely ask her out to lunch . . .”