Broly meets broly cartoon rough draft script (Patreon)
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Here’s a another cartoon I’m working on!
*on planet homo dimension sausage*
Broly: KAKOROT!!!
Dahmir: Sorry sir I can’t do that but I can give you a taco and some sand paper!
Broly: GIVE ME KAKOROT!!!!
Dahmir: Sir I just gave you your options.
KAKOROT!!!!!
Nin: Face it you filthy whores!! You can’t beat me!
Rocky: oh ya?? See me in uno!
Nin: I’m too lazy to kill you so broly will do it for me! Kill them broly!!
Rocky: HAHA IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT BRING IT ON!!
*pulls out his Nintendo switch with smash*
*broly punches him far*
Dahmir: Hey that was interference!! He got heads so he goes first!
Nin: WHAT??
Dahmir: Still first down!
*original broly pops up*
Broly: MY KI IS OVERFLOWING!!
Nin: Wait.. Who are you?
Broly: WHERES KAKOROT?!?
Broly: KAKOROT?!??
Dahmir: Damn what did this kakorot do to you guys?
Broly: HE MADE ME CRY WHEN I WAS A BABY!!
Broly: I DONT KNOW BUT HE GOT ME ANGRY!!!
Rocky: Sooooo you know there’s two of you guys right?
*kale pops up*
Kale: GOKU!!!
Dahmir: NOW WHO THE FUDGE IS GOKU?!?!
Nin: Ok! Is there anymore brolys that we need to know bout?!
*a swole broccoli pops up*
Broccoli: HMMM
Rocky: MAN FUCK VEGETABLES!!
Nin: yup I quit this cartoon
*goku pops up*
Goku: hey guys I’m goku!
broly: KAKOROT
Kale: GOKU
Broly: ma’am don’t yell.
Dahmir: IF YOU WANT TO GET TO GOKU GOTTA GET THRU ME!! ROCKY FUSE WITH ME!!
Rocky: BET!!
Dahmir & Rocky: FUUUUUSION HA!!
*huge explosion*
Nin: yo what the hell?
*Shows a black guy dancing*
The end.