New Rig Reward 12 (M/M): Dancing Queen 🕺⚡💃 (Patreon)

"I chust vant to danz!"

HanZi outraged the sensibilities of his Old-Worlder community of Neue München when he started walking to ballet class in costume... So outraged that many had to rush home immediately for some very cold showers.

lol - this was actually done on the old rig, but since HanZi's going to appear in the April update, I thought I'd give you a sneak peek at the völkisch Billy Elliot... But is the Hairdressing wunderkind telling the truth about his past?

(No - I mean, obviously, or I wouldn't have asked the question... it's just a clichéd way of giving a spoiler while pretending to be mysterious. I hate that... even when I do it myself... I mean, can you imagine if one of the thousands of trailers which ask that answered it with: yes, they are telling the truth and the entire premise of the question was BS. Euch!)*

*I may have gone a little Victoria Coren here... non-Brits probably don't know her, but she's awesome (and seriously hot in a kind of fun, clever, rogue aunt way).**

**Stop talking, RanliLabz, your stream of consciousness has gotten out of control... I mean - you're continuing it in the footnotes...***

***I said stop talking!